#please usps

[a-deadly-serenade]

not to sound ungrateful but whyyyy are my extended edition dvds still stuck in cinci??? they’ve been there for 3 days now :((

[autistic-cas-stan]

I forgot how long usps takes to deliver stamps after you order them online, I’m gonna be sending out holiday stuff so much later than usual 😭

[generic-genny]

when will my used copy of Order 66 arrive in the mail so I can continue reading about my Null and RepComm boys

[mushroomslovesyou]

USPS, in the afternoon: your package will arrive at 8 at night

me: hmm, that cant be right

USPS, at 11 in the evening: your package is on its way

me: ...

USPS, the next day: your package will arrive today

me, knowing its sunday:

[koraxmarinus]

i’m really happy that in USPS’ twilight years they haven’t been afraid to try out new innovative ideas. my personal favorite is the one where they constantly send my packages and mail to the wrong address so that I must go find them myself, that really helps to facilitate neighborly feelings and gives me a reason to get some exercise