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Pleasing vibrator review
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tldr: they thought it was a bit underwhelming, and that it was a starter toy. They said the handle vibrations aren't as strong as the bulb, and that the handle is too small for insertion so they barely felt it in. The vibration is one constant buzz that increases in intensity with each level, there are no pattern vibrations. Overall they said it got the job done but it's not a must have.
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RULES FOR WRITERS
“I’ll give you the sole secret of short-story writing, and here it is: Rule 1. Write stories that please yourself. There is no rule 2."
- William Sidney Porter aka O. Henry
Literally the whole world: *panicking about the Corona virus, doing there damn best to keep it out of their countries etc.*
My place or work: if someone gets Corona, they'll have to close the whole store but we still get paid *everyone starts coughing*
Please Yourself (Good Morning)
Good morning my dear friends. Thought I’d pause for a moment from blowing up your dashes with oldies I stumbled across while searching for something else, and say hello. I hope this wondrous new day finds each of you well, and hope you’ll forgive me if I seem to be bragging, but I’ve done something that I’m quite pleased with. I’ve actually found or made the time to spend lovingly writing a new poem which I feel good about. Though I certainly hope you enjoy it as well, I’m reminded that sometimes at least, it’s very important to simply please ourselves. While of course it’s nice to have our endeavors be well received, it would be kind of hollow unless you personally feel good about your efforts and yourself. I’ll ask now, have you already done or will you do something today which leaves you feeling proud? If so, please feel free to give yourself a hug, you most certainly deserve it. Love, Mike. Try to please everyone, no one’s pleased. Please yourself, at least you’re pleased. - Acceptance by Vincent P. Collins