#pleasedontfart

[bahhumpug]

Even if I wanted to, there's no way I could make Monkey sleep in her crate. And of course she's lying horizontally across the pillows so that I'm curled up to the side with her reverse thong bum in my face. #pleasedontfart #monkeyupdate #bedpug

[brodfitness-blog]

Why she feels the need to almost sit on my face every time I do floor #exercises is beyond me 😂 #pleasedontfart

[zaraharlene]

In another addition of when toddlers attack😂😂😂😂 #lol #momlife #pleasedontfart (at Delaware)

[rhiannon8rings-blog]

When we first got RSB(Red Sonya Blade) she tried to eat Zelda so I put her in my sweatshirt like a baby sling and got back to work. Whelp ,now she thinks she lives on boobs. For those offended, I'm kinda sorry about the pale boobs shot ☺️I look forward to summer #DogBoobs #pleasedontfart #chihuahuasofinstagram #wellexcusemeprincess

[onepartlost-blog]

Liam sat on my shoulder, laid across my arm, and is sleeping on the armrest. What an idiot. #pleasedontfart

[niknakpaddywack89]

taylorswift how come cats totally ignore you until your watching TV and they're all like "Imma sit on your face"