#pleasefireme

[dmoneythaodd]

#FuckTarget x #PleaseFireMe x #TakingABigShit

[miami-bird]

Confessions of a mcdonald’s employee

If you’re nice to us, we will go out of our way to get you something. straight up if you ask me how my day is you’re leavin with a goddamn mcflurry. If you’re rude i’ll find a way to make you pay more like eat my ass marla you don’t need 3 cups of ice. it is 9 am fuck u. 

[chirschh890]

Someone in the bathroom stall next to me at work told me I made a cute fart. I'm fucking done with this place.

[hjwaugh]

Old Fucks

Do any other waiters feel as if every person over, let’s say 65ish, was given mediocre service once, in like, 1832, and now have a strict policy of being horrible humans, and fucking their server over? Nope, just me? I hate old people… 👵🏼💀👴🏼

[amanda0317]

Seriously?! Pathetic!

My boss asks me the last 20mins of my two week notice if there was anything he could do to make me stay! FUCK NO! You got some balls to wait until I'm about to walk out that door to negotiate! Sooooo you just wanted to act like these past two weeks weren't reality?? I wonder if they were trynna call my bluff... Well joke's on you assholes! I'm really leaving! And never coming back! And then he tried to ask where I was gonna go and I casually ignored him and talked about something else. I'm not telling yall a damn thing! U didn't even ask me to stay or why I was leaving when I put in my two weeks! Nothing! Not a hey, is there anything we can work out... Nada! And now u wanna come at the last 20min and look all pathetic and sad?! Fuckkkk no! Peace Bitches✌🏼️

[allymimosa]

Spent the last hour reading @pleasefireme just to make myself feel better about my lousy boss and how shitty I feel working with her.

[thelastarchangelaskblog]

At one point while browsing the Internet under the watchful-yet-lenient eye of JARVIS, the bots run across the site where employees submit their worst horror stories at work. It takes them all of ten minutes to cave and start plotting revenge on the employees’ behalf.

JARVIS helps.

[serinasty]

There was a guy who came through my line today while I was on front cash and he had his iPhone recording and the flash was on and had it shined literally right in my face the entire time. His arm was reached over my register just to shine it in my face and just like how fucking rude can you be?? Why are you recording me ordering your food and trying to blind me?? He was super old and he kept laughing whenever I struggled to put the order in due to his light. Whenever I moved my head a little so I could see the register he moved the camera. It's like he was taunting me and then continued to record me taking other peoples orders while he waited for his food. So fuxking weird I hate creepy old people