#pleeeaaaaasse

[cadavorcist]

avg tenna fan

[tyrus-endgayme-confirmed]

Real footage from "Mount Rush-more or less":

Random basketball player #1: Hey look, Dr. Metcalf just announced some group costume thing.

TJ, entering the locker room and pausing in his tracks: A what??

Random basketball player #2: A group costume?? Ugh, that's so lame! Why doesn't that guy ever plan any cool events?? Like, I dunno, a Skip-A-Week-of-School Day or something??

Random basketball player #1: Seriously. Anyway, are we doing our usual? Wearing our basketball uniforms like we do every Halloween?

Random basketball player #2: Dude of course, it's a classic! You in, Kippen?

*Random basketball player #2 looks around the room for TJ, who is suddenly nowhere to be seen*

Random basketball player #2: Kippen??

*Meanwhile, TJ is outside frantically running towards Cyrus, ungracefully dodging every student in his path and almost falling flat on his face a few times, before stopping a few feet behind Cyrus and nonchalantly strolling over to him like he didn't practically jump over people to get to him*

TJ: Cyrus! There you are! We should totally do Metcalf's whole couple's costume thing together! I have a ton of crazy ideas for us!

Cyrus, holding back a smile: Er . . . Don't you mean group costume?

TJ: . . . Is that not what I said?

[waking-storms]

I just really want to be fucked in the shower