#plinkos

[monkiinart]

mega crumch jpg and watormark bc i have merch plans for these! they’ll go up for pre-order soon 

[albusgellertalways]

Albus: Gellert, I need to speak with you.

Gellert : Albus, you suck. You didn’t go after me that summer! I’m NEVER talking to you ever again.

Albus: Fine!

Gellert: Fine!

Gellert: Wait, Albus. What is that?

Albus: It’s a giant salamander looking to eat us. I’ll protect you, Gellert!

Gellert: Thank you for blasting its head off. *sniffs* You really know the way to my heart.

Albus: I could’ve lost you! Hold me, Gellert.

Gellert: Let’s make out!

Gellert: Well, you certainly haven’t lost your touch.

Albus: Nor have you my dear. That was lovely.

Albus: Stay with me. We can be wizard husbands.

Gellert: Yes, let’s do that always.

[cliveguy]

Jesus Christ these people are ridiculous

god i know! it’d be funny if they weren’t so annoying