#craaack

[sweetmaggie]

This is probably the stupidest thing I've done

[evilhorse]

As a bad guy, do you find that frustrating?

(Action Comics Annual 2023 #1)

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Bestie it's barely been 10 seconds you good-/silly

[albusgellertalways]

Albus: Gellert, I need to speak with you.

Gellert : Albus, you suck. You didn’t go after me that summer! I’m NEVER talking to you ever again.

Albus: Fine!

Gellert: Fine!

Gellert: Wait, Albus. What is that?

Albus: It’s a giant salamander looking to eat us. I’ll protect you, Gellert!

Gellert: Thank you for blasting its head off. *sniffs* You really know the way to my heart.

Albus: I could’ve lost you! Hold me, Gellert.

Gellert: Let’s make out!

Gellert: Well, you certainly haven’t lost your touch.

Albus: Nor have you my dear. That was lovely.

Albus: Stay with me. We can be wizard husbands.

Gellert: Yes, let’s do that always.

[spookyscarydarky]

mark: *talks seriously about notifications and his audience with twitch and youtube*

also mark: DRUUUGS 

@markiplier

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Ok so um- ignore my ✨gawjus✨ ankles 💅✨, today was a school supplies drop off day, and we also happened to receive little gift bags as "Hey It’s a New Hell- I mean School Year!!" gift, and this little worm guy came with it. His name is Gerald and he is ✨beautiful✨. Gerald is friend. Gerald is life. Gerald must also know that he is going to be ✨S T R A N G L E D✨ every single day :3 Poor bois gonna be traumatized by the end of the school year 🤪🤪🤪

@simpyfrog 🙃🙃🙃 hehehehehehehe

[chilipepperbimbo]

my neck and shoulder have been fucking my last 4 consecutive days up :/ must be carpal tunnel

[steel-and-fire]

"HOW AM I LOSING. AAAHHH-"

Ferenir can, indeed, be madly competitive.