PLL Logic:
Producers: “We need to kill one of the PLL dads...but which one?”
Tom Marin: *Fake ass flighty bastard who lets his dickish dick do all of his thinking*
Peter Hastings: *Slut with anger issues that humps everything that moves*
Byron Montgomery: *Hypocritical unneutered male dog constantly getting in pissing contests with everyone he can find*
Kenneth DiLaurentis: *Deadbeat dad worse than those fathers that “go out for a pack of cigarettes” and never come home*
Wayne Fields: *Perfect beautiful caring father that would do anything to protect his baby girl, including scale a goddamn wall like Spiderman*
Writer: “We should kill Wayne...”
Janitor walking by: “That’s a terrible idea.”
Writer: “Wait, hear me out. It’s gonna be awesome. *pause* Let’s kill him off-screen.”
Producer: “Brilliant.”
Janitor: “I’m surrounded by idiots.”










