#plot twist amiright

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

how am I supposed to tell my atheist (and anti-religion) mathematician father (who is also a professor) that I am not only an adult man who practices witchcraft, but am also a religious one? Like

"Hey dad guess what? I worship and speak to a god invented by the ancient Greeks and I use funky cards to do it! Also you know all those rocks I have in my room? Yeah they're magic. That jar full of salt and herbs? Also magic. But don't worry, I'm still a man of science!"

On that topic, how the hell would I tell my best mates that I'm religious??

[littleclownboxes]

while we’re at it, my url is not referencing boxes of little clowns. it’s referring to a little clown who boxes. catch these hands

[moonflowerlesbians]

with these narration skills y’all think Jamie ever considered becoming a novelist