Thoughts and Prayers

[japril]

- How's it going in there? - All good. Langdon's great with her.

[youokaymel]

MEL, LANGDON, & BECCA'S INNER DIALOGUE | 2x10

becca king the wingwoman of the century

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

Making myself a cup of

Calming Jasmine Tea

So I don't ✨️muhdah my future in-laws✨️

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

me: *writing a short Lazytown fanfiction that explores themes of disability and discrimination in a family-friendly and educational way*

me: "Sportacus somersaults into view"

me:

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

Okay so I've outlined the fanfic and got the first chapter written, but I don't have a beta reader atm so if anyone would like to volunteer that'd be amazing haha

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

me: *writing a short Lazytown fanfiction that explores themes of disability and discrimination in a family-friendly and educational way*

me: "Sportacus somersaults into view"

me:

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

This is a message to my mother, who does not have tumblr and will never see this post. Please stop microwaving rice.

[strangerpringle]

😀

IM COMPLETELY NORMAL ABOUT THIS IDK WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT-

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The addition of the grabby hands is magnificent

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Me: hey mate, how have you been?

Best friend: augh, I've been really sick lately. Not fun, but whatever, I'll be fine.

(The next day)

Best friend: I might have pneumonia.

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Born to live in the Cotswolds, forced to live in FUCKING AUSTRALIA

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Aesthetic: putting on a full face of make-up but not taking off your pajamas

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This is why you don't cast love spells

My best friend (who I dated in high school): Have you ever actually cast a spell that worked?

Me, thinking about the love spell I cast on him in high school:

Me, thinking about how it worked within a week but was easily the worst relationship we both had ever been in:

Me, thinking about how it really damaged our friendship and took us ages to find a comfortable dynamic:

Me, thinking about how it was the biggest regret of my life and how I had vowed to never do anything of the sort again:

Him, misinterpreting my silence: Yeah, didn't think so.

Me: eh, you got me.

[thoughts-and-prayers-and-stuff]

how am I supposed to tell my atheist (and anti-religion) mathematician father (who is also a professor) that I am not only an adult man who practices witchcraft, but am also a religious one? Like

"Hey dad guess what? I worship and speak to a god invented by the ancient Greeks and I use funky cards to do it! Also you know all those rocks I have in my room? Yeah they're magic. That jar full of salt and herbs? Also magic. But don't worry, I'm still a man of science!"

On that topic, how the hell would I tell my best mates that I'm religious??