Last Minute Costume Idea
Have you waited to the last minute to get into the spooky Halloween cheer? Are you worried about not having a Halloween costume come Saturday? This Halloween, consider a new type of costume: a plumber's uniform. Join the Plumber Brigade and always have a costume, any day of the year. The commitment and sacrifice of serving in the plumbed forces will be worth it when you roll into Pine Palace decked out in a full fledged costume. Costume contest? WON! Crush? IMPRESSED! Respect of your high school gym teacher who said you’d never amount to anything? EARNED BECAUSE NOW YOU’RE A HANDYPERSON! IN A UNION!
So this Saturday, win Halloween by contractually obligating yourself to a lifetime as a plumber. You may be literally elbow-deep in shit the other 364 days of the year, but Halloween is YOUR NIGHT.