Happy Christmas Day everybody! Because today is totally Christmas and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar. On this magical day I am at last able to present you with a Squiddles Christmas tale for the ages:
Featuring Toby "Radiation" Fox as Skipper Plumbthroat
and Janine Colletti as Princess Berryboo
Last year I made a little ditty known as The Squiddles Save Christmas which was an awful, terrible thing. This year I decided to up the ante and produced over 13 minutes of Squiddle Christmas cheer. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll keep crying, you won't stop crying, please stop crying for the love of god. This was mainly an experiment to see if I could make this shit bearable for longer than three minutes, so I will warn you: you may need to pace yourself.
I need to throw out some thanks: first, an emphatic thank you to Voidburger for narrating this wholesome tale. Her voice was absolutely, nauseatingly perfect for it. Everyone check out her Let's Plays, they are by far my favorite as far as Silent Hill games go. Thanks as always to Radiation for providing the voice of Skipper Plumbthroat and even doing a little singing! As far as I'm concerned he is Skipper Plumbthroat. Oh my, that wasn't exactly a compliment, was it. And of course, thanks so much to my friend Janine Colletti for lending her beautiful voice to Princess Berryboo. She is a very talented singer attending music school in my class. It's been a privilege having the voices of all three of you on this thing, and I really appreciate it, especially on such short notice. I hope you all aren't too disgusted by what I did with your contributions!
And a post-production thanks must go to Kat for making this lovely art! It really brings out the holiday cheer and almost makes you forget exactly what it is you're listening to. It is beautiful.
Merry Belato-Christmas-otron everyone, and have a happy new year! I'll be sitting quietly in the dark and pondering why I spent so much time spoiling the tangential creative property of a man I respect.