Maglor to Fingon, who’s about to get married to Maedhros: Today, two families are becoming one. Curufin, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Turgon: That sounds so threatening…
Aredhel: The Wedding Games…
Caranthir: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Celegorm: Beautiful.
Maedhros: Fuck all of you!












