#plus i'm hungry

[prismatic-starstuff]

I'm trying to decide whether to microwave myself a tiny pizza or a can of meatballs but I'm not gonna lie: it absolutely feels like one of those days where, no matter which one I have, I'm probably gonna have the other like half an hour later anyway

[lefaystrent]

Le! I'm so unathletic that my dad's paying me $10 to go for a run!!

FUCK I'M IN AGONY

If he didn’t specify how far you have to run, just do a laparound the house and call it done. Technically you’ll have fulfilled your endof the bargain.

[boushh2187]

Just ordered a burger and fries in honor of Rumbelle. I don’t think I have iced tea though. Darn should have ordered that too!

[lullybaju]

not in the mood to eat. there's nothing at home that I want to eat!

[puppyhunger2]

Husband is bringing me sweet potato tots from the bar he's at I'm so excited they're delicious

[bittersweetnightshade]

did you know if you fridge a banana for a night then put it on your pocket it becomes rotten

which in bananas is fine it's like beer expiration date it's just a suggestion look for em at the local public landfill

[sword-and-nightingale]

The masculine urge to bite, rip, tear, absolutely fucking destory a ham in like 5 seconds in the most feral way possible.

[thewishingpages]

Back-ish

Hey guys, sorry things have been crazy, but at least now they're a stable crazy. Gonna be back on a writing soon, just need to stretch my legs a bit. Ttys <3