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18+ only, minors please do not follow or interact. prisma. 28. transmasc nb, any pronouns (he/they preferred.) multifandom rambler, fanfiction writer, purveyor of many a random headcanon. anything nsfw will be tagged #nsfw or #spicy so please blacklist those tags if you don't want to see that stuff.

[prismatic-starstuff]

So I can't remember if I ever did this here, but I meant to:

If you are under 18, please unfollow me. I am going to be softblocking people with no age in their bio or pinned post.

It's nothing personal, and it's not that I dislike minors, don't get me wrong; but I'm an adult and I do want to post about adult things without worrying that minors aren't following my instructions about blocking nsfw tags so they won't see nsfw posts.

I'm gonna pin this post for a bit (original pinned post is linked below.) Please understand, this is not intended as a sleight against anyone, it's really just a personal preference!

Hello I'm Prisma, or Nennie! I have an about page but it was hard to link to in the bio so have a link here! For those interested, any most

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[thedreammweaver]

We need an alternative to doesthedogdie cause they’ve started fucking paywalling warnings that include timestamps for triggering moments.

[thedreammweaver]

Like what the fuck

[autisticharrywells]

I just checked and

Need to read about trigger warnings? Please click the whimsical dog icon for more information!

I recommend Unconsenting Media. Not as comprehensive as DoesTheDogDie, but if sexual assault is a trigger for you, it’s a good resource

[stupidestasshole]

Thank You for jacking off my amazing digital penis

[asexual-amanita]

Shoutout to fat & plus sized disabled people.

Shoutout to people whose disabilities have nothing to do with their weight

Shoutout to people whose disabilities are related to their weight

Shoutout to people whose weight caused/impacted their disability

Shoutout to people whose disability caused/impacted their weight

Shoutout to people who get harassed for merely existing as a fat disabled person

Y’all are beautiful, and valid, and do not deserve criticism or hate just for living your life. You deserve proper medical treatment, respect, accommodation and acceptance.

[rvllybllply2014]

He can’t be stopped

[whatacartouchebag]

@markscherz any approximations on what lil guy he's attempting to make here?

[markscherz]

This is Agalychnis callidryas, the red-eyed tree frog.

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[nekoboydreams]

will you add the other characters in the game too? and can i get some fun facts about pierrot

loved the game

Hey there, dear anonymous!

I do have plans for the others to show up, but I’m not sure yet if they’ll get endings like Pierrot and Harlequin.

Sure! Here are a few facts for you:

He’s terrifyingly observant. He can tell when your breathing shifts or when your heartbeat speeds up.

He’s super intense. He tends to blur feelings and senses. When he stares at you for too long, he’s torn between wanting to hold you, claim you… or devour you.

And the most random part: He’s got a sweet tooth!

Thank you!

[nekoboydreams]

Their fight amuses me~

[nekoboydreams]

so pierrots tongue….. is NOT forked? good to know. i wont ever think about this knowledge. nope. never.

😳

Nope! It's actually longer ~

[nekoboydreams]

This image almost became the game's main screen. I gave up on it when it was nearly finished because I planned to make the image change as you progressed through the game, but I'm still learning how to make something like that work!