JASON’S BUCKETLIST: 1. become the most subscribed youtube channel. 2. talk to dad. 3. travel the world. 4. invent my own strawberry banana smoothie recipe. 5. build a fort with someone super special. 6. go ghosthunting. 7. get arrested. 8. swim with dolphins. 9. learn to play an instrument. 10. skydiving. 11. go on a helicopter ride. 12. go snowboarding. 13. learn another language. 14. ride a mechanical bull. 15. go on a carnival date & win a prize for my date, like they do in the movies.
“Dear future Jason,
Hey buddy! I’m not exactly sure when you’ll be opening this up but I’m assuming it’s when you’re wrinkly in some way. Anywhore, I know that we aren’t exactly the happiest person on the planet. It’s been really hard for us to keep on going without feeling empty inside 25/8 and really wondering why we’re here. But I’m working on it right now and I’m trying to figure everything out. I hope by the time you read this you’ll be so much better and you’ve grown as a person. If not, feel free to purchase a time machine and slap me. I’m just kinda guessing that time travel will be available then. What if you slapped me by the time I finished writing this letter? that would be so wierd weird right? Okay, back to what I was saying…
I’ve decided to compile a list of things I want to accomplish before I kick the bucket. Why? Because if I get these things done we’re probably gonna be so much more happier and way cooler! Well, cooler than I am currently. You’re probably the coolest person in your retirement home rn. I want my (our?) life to mean something.
I’m gonna do this for us! I will try my best okay? Promise! I’ve let almost everyone I’ve ever met in my life down but I’m NOT gonna let myself down. No way.
Take care of yourself alright? I hope you have a lot of friends and stories to tell. Most importantly, I hope that people genuinely love you and you’re not trying so hard to make people your friend. Because you know what? People don’t go to funerals to laugh. Yeah, it’s nice to have people who think you’re funny but make real friends, make family. Don’t make just others happy, make yourself happy too. And If Dad ever comes back around….I hope we make him proud. Maybe we can even make him smile. That would be cool wouldn’t it?
“Okay so firstly I would love to the Super featherweight champion in boxing, sounds pretty weak but I’m skinny and it’s my weight class. Second, it would be cool to play on a woman's football team. Then of course model in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show cause why not? Another thing I’d like to do is a nude photo shoot, it’s sexy and would be super fun. I’ve always wanted to go to the Bahamas so that’s on the list. Um... visit Paris... eat brunch on the upper east side of New York because I’m a huge Gossip Girl fan. Get married cause fuck yeah and finally, going to Cochella would be the ultimate thing.”
☕️ white chocolate: inspired by rudy’s label, the pristine. white chocolate gives the drink a paler color, but still gives it a sweet chocolate taste. it has a pure look to it and is just as so in taste.
☕️ light roast coffee: rudy’s a morning person and loves to start the day with a cup of coffee. having to wake up at nearly 4:30 to be prepared to go on air at 6, he appreciates the caffeine boost. light roast is his coffee of choice, because of the milder taste.
☕️ almond milk: growing with an older sibling that was lactose intolerant, rudy was always exposed to almond milk. he prefers it over dairy in every occasion. the almond mild serves as a creamer for the drink.
☕️ whipped cream: rudy loves pillows and sleeps with at least five every night. he feels the same way about whipped cream. the more the merrier!
☕️ marshmallows: from toasting them with his family to throwing them at chase for fun, rudy has nothing buy good memories associated with marshmallows. they’re fun, a little childish, soft, and sweet, just like rudy.
☕️ cinnamon: this is just a little extra kick to the drink. it also makes it look cool. rudy likes it because it remind him of christmas.
☕️ bonus: sugar cookies are recommended as the side. the more sprinkles, the better.
