#plutoyaps

[cosmiccowboypup]

i lied, i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on so i can tell you about the entire fallout lore

[cosmiccowboypup]

everytime i wonder if i should shave or get embarrassed about being hairy i remember how much y’all love bush and it brings me back to reality

[cosmiccowboypup]

i def wanna be whiny and moan and bark n stuff but there is a very real chance i would be like so quiet during sex bc it’s what i’m used to so even if i feel really good i could be like totally straight faced and quiet and i hope i could make that sexy somehow and not super awkward

[cosmiccowboypup]

every time i have a problem i think “could going on testosterone help this?” and often the answer is yes so i think i need testosterone

[cosmiccowboypup]

sex 🤝 getting tattoos

having pain inflicted on you

while being told you’re doing a good job

[cosmiccowboypup]

ovulation also means i soak through underwear with no cause and have to deal with them sticking to me all day long

[cosmiccowboypup]

i just stretched my back really hard and i moaned more than i do when i’m getting off

[cosmiccowboypup]

i need a strap so bad but i have no one to use it on :(