#plzloveme

[theuniquemystique]

A random drawing I shall post here for absolutely no reason 👌

[madychav]

You know what would be so cool? If someone didn’t wake up one day and decide to stop loving you, you know? Like they just decided on you, and that was it. What a fcking concept bro

[megajuliciousuniverse]

Plz love me

Need me a boo who doesn’t mind if I crack my knuckles 20x a day :)

[wurkinpergerss-blog]

Haiku #2

Walk into Denny's… “Hi, may I take your order?” That would be eggcellent.

[wurkinpergerss-blog]

Haiku #1

My very first one! Haikus are so exciting! lol, was sarcasm

[ironicprocrastinatingcatlov-blog]

Real friends are the ones who you can share dirty jokes with, make kink references and send explicit yaoi pictures to.

[masterschallplatte]

Weil ichs kann.... Dx #foreveralone #nobodyeatscakewithme #plzloveme

[will-you-look-at-that-its-a-blog]

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.