#pm harsh

[jane-the-zombie]

@notsoharsh replied to your post “[pm] Okay, you're the eighth Jane I've bothered, and this is going to...”

[pm] See, I don't wanna say too much more, cause I'll sound like a crazy person. But yeah, zombie wedding crashers in a burning church, does that sound familiar?

[pm] ... Is this some kind of joke? I might have had a dream like that last night. And I’m injured now.

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Hey, uh, I just had some really weird thoughts that definitely weren't mine. Are you okay? Where are you?

[user unavailable] 

@notsoharsh

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Okay, you're the eighth Jane I've bothered, and this is going to sound really weird, but do you know anything about zombies? Maybe specifically ones that like to crash weddings?

[pm] Uhhhhhh

I'm going to need you to be a little more specific before I say anything.

@notsoharsh

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Hey, if you're there, please respond. Your partner is going to arrest my dumb ass cause I don't know how to tell her you were the voice in my head for two weeks.

[user unavailable but RIP]

@notsoharsh

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Haha, really funny putting your car in the lake, that's a good one. Really funny, Jane. Okay so, just... gonna set some brains aside, just in case.

[if the user was available she'd be :/ because she's sad Harsh didn't think her "practical joke" was funny]