#pocket-sized sub!ivar

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4,7 inches of fierceness

Tag list: @the-ragnarssons-tickle-spot, @byzantium-glytch, @ivarbarnes, @bonniebird, @brightlycoloredteacups, @captainpoopweinersoldier, @synnersaint, @shutter-bug124, @weirdo-5-ever, @ivarinleatherpants, @wanderingsorceress27, @rekdreams247, @kirah34, @ivars-heathen, @charliexowrite, @persephone-is-here-omg, @bloodyivar, @kristabec, @tinymoonshine, @rockyrascal, @ceridwenofwales, @wastelandsheep, @ivartrash, @princess-sweatpants, @tiyetiye, @umwhatandrea, @ivartheheathen, @bluearchersstuff, @ultravioletsky7, @theheathenqueendickubus, @lovelynerdytraveler, @born-into-the-fandom, @laketaj24

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Ivar (Vikings)/Reader, Pocket-sized sub!Ivar / Reader

Warnings / tags: Language, Swearing, Reader gets more than she bargained for when buying a new sex toy, Fierce little Ivar, Advanced sex toys, Semi-sentient sex toys, Witch Curses, Vikings modern au, POV First Person

I might have dipped into the ethics regarding AI and sentient / semi-sentient sex toys in this chapter.

Excerpt

I stare at him, eyes wide and unblinking.

“That’s not what you’re supposed to say.” I say stupidly. He uses his free hand to push himself into sitting upright, the sword dangerously close to my nose.

“What is this place, hmm?” He questions “Is it Jötunheimr? Or have you somehow made your way to the mortal realm?” Ivar shifts, moving so that he’s sitting sideways. He leans in closer, face scrunched up in fierce concentration, before barking out a command.

“Answer me, foul giantess!”

Finish on AO3

[captainpoopweinersoldier]

Are you taking good care of your pocket-sized Ivar? Is he happy?

“I am not very happy, Miss Julia. The actions taken against my Mistress are unforgivable!” He grumbles, crossing his little arms over his chest. “I have offered for her to make me big and -” he leans closer, cupping his hand around his mouth to whisper. “ - To let the… other one out so he can squash them!”

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*There's a small fire in the kitchen in the background* Your brother wishes to know what kind of soda pop you like?

Hmmm... *taps finger against chin* I like things that taste of raspberries, or blueberries, citrus.

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4,7 inches of fierceness

Tag list (sorry if I missed anyone): @captainpoopweinersoldier, @bonniebird, @brightlycoloredteacups, @ceridwenofwales, @wastelandsheep, @ivartrash, @princess-sweatpants, @tiyetiye, @umwhatandrea, @ivartheheathen, @bluarchersstuff, @sereniti9, @theheathenqueendickubus, @lovelynerdytraveler, @synnersaint, @whenimaunicorn, @shutter-bug124, @weirdo-5-er, @ivarinleatherpants, @wanderingsorceress27, @rekdreams247, @kirah34, @ivars-heathen, @charliexowrite, @persephone-is-here-omg, @bloodyivar

A couple of months ago, @captainpoopweinersoldier left a comment on one of my sub!Ivar pieces saying she just wanted to put him in her pocket. Then shit went down and here we are. I mean just look at those tags; aren't they gorgeous? And that's just for the first part.

Ivar x Reader

Words: 750

Rating: Mature

Warnings / tags: Reader gets more than she bargained for when buying a new sex toy, Fierce little Ivar, Advanced sex toys, Semi-sentient sex toys, Witch Curses, Vikings modern au, POV First Person

Excerpt

Lifting the lid, I nearly jump with excitement at the sight of him. Dark hair reaching down to his shoulders, 4,7 inches long. The only thing not matching the pictures from the website is his outfit. Rather than jeans and a t-shirt he’s in some sort of tunic and what looks to be leather pants; there’s even a sword hanging from his belt. Though the strangest thing about his appearance is the straps wrapped around his legs. I don't give it much of a thought; the straps are probably just there to protect the doll during transportation and honestly these clothes look more well-made. Digging through the box I find the accessories: hairbrush, bassinet and a coil of rope. My eyebrows rise towards my hairline; where’s the blanket? After a few more seconds of searching I find it tucked under his head like an improvised pillow. Something falls out of it as I unwrap it and the small item lands on the coffee table. An axe. Correction; the cutest axe I’ve ever seen. Have I unknowingly ordered a limited edition? An exasperated voice somewhere in my head asks me if it really matters and I hurry to agree that it doesn’t; my babyboy is finally here.

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When you have multiple Pocket Sub!Ivars together, is it like with litters of puppies where you have them wear different colored ribbons so you can tell them apart?

Weeeell, it certainly wouldn’t hurt. Let’s say that a group of people that all have their own pocket-sized sub!Ivar get together and bring their little sweethearts with them. Now, Ivar will call all of the women ’mistress’ BUT he still knows which one he belongs to. So if one of the owners was to say “Ivar, come over here for a moment”, only the ‘right one’ will go to her. However, to prevent someone from accidentally picking up the wrong Ivar, you might want to get them accessories to help tell them apart. Make sure that they have different hairstyles, different clothes or perhaps a colourful ribbon in their hair. These tips might also be useful for mistresses who have several pocket-sized sub!Ivars.

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Hello my baby! How are you dear? Are you excited for Christmas?

*perks up* Hello, mistress! Yes, I am. Mistress Julia says we’re going on a trip. Though I am a bit nervous about flying, I’ve never done that before.

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I’m so happy to be able to to talk to my favorite little sub today!

*smiles widely* Hello, mistress, I’m happy to talk to you too!

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Instructions, please.

Activating him for the first time: 

1. Make sure his head is elevated.

2. Gently open his mouth. 

3. Empty the silvery liquid down his throat. (there should be a small bottle in the package)

4. It will take him approximately 10 seconds to wake up.

We recommend that owners start by introducing themselves to their doll.

Other information:

Sleeping arrangements

General information

Bedtime

Cuddles