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[funnyordie]

The Greatest Accomplishments of Trump's First 100 Days

#1. Got his well done steak back after a stray dog snatched it off the dinner table.

[justlooksforstuff]

Let's talk about America sneezing....

[coastalconguero]

Opinion | The Supreme Court declares war on modern America

Which century do we want to live in?

[i-daresay-i-have-too-many]

u know it's a lot of pressuring being the gay cousin, the deadbeat failure cousin, AND the fashionable cousin

[boredwhitegirl]

Domestic Violence is between a Man and a Women

   Election 2012 has become a reality show of the finest trash around.  Super right winged christian conservation presidential candidate Rick Santorum is not shy about imposing his beliefs and morals into his campaign, Newt Gingrich talks about setting up camp on the moon and who knows what else he has planned in that old man head of his. Then there is Mitt Romney, who was the first to pass a healthcare mandate in the state of Massachusetts, cut jobs and put them over seas to skip out on taxes and providing healthcare, and spent more than 200 days outside of the state he was governing.

  But what all 3 of these men share as well as most of the GOP is taking control on women's rights, because everyone knows behind every good women is a man, yeah that's how that saying goes. There's also that old street jokes "women found a genie and asked to made 10x smarter than she is now and the genie turned her into a man."  Just the other day Republicans opposed the expanded Violence Against Women Act that was first enacted in 1994, this expanded billed addressed same sex couples, women who live on reservations and undocumented immigrants, who are victims of violence. Republicans believe this updated version of the bill will diluted the definition of domestic violence. Because every real man knows that if two women are involved it's not violence, it's a sexy pillow fight or jello wrestling with the end results of taking each other's clothes off and making out. Also undocumented means they're not really there and the violence doesn't exist, it's that age old theory "If an immigrant man beats a immigrant women in the woods and no one knows they're there, does the women get two black eyes?" Oh what about women that live on a reservation? just give them more booze, alcohol dulls the pain, problem solved. 

The GOP believes by adding this to the already enacted bill is muddying up the truth about what is domestic violence, which is between a man and a women (preferably white). Black women are covered under the bill because they are just naturally louder and thanks to Rihanna it's nationally know bruises can be seen through photographs, Republicans debated that back when it first came to the HOR. 

Republicans aren't saying that domestic violence is right (although due to recent opposition they didn't exactly say it was wrong) they are just trying to protect only the women think were correctly abused by the law that they want on the books. Ronald Reagan said it best when commenting on "welfare queen driving in her cadillac" if the GOP doesn't specify what is exactly domestic violence, all these women are going to come out of the wood work wanting "help" and the 1% simply doesn't want to pay for it. 

Some claim this is another attack in the "war on women" but this is the GOP (men, mostly) stopping women from getting what they think they want. So cheer up ladies, if you're white, and some black women are still protected and the rest, well...umm... maybe try to not get hurt? 

#women  #comedy  #politics  #rights

[boredwhitegirl]

Work? do I have to

Seeking a new job today is way more difficult than it should be, well it'd probably be easier if I possessed any actual skills that employers are looking for. What I'm actually great at, is speaking out of turn, expressing too many opinions and getting things for free, not exactly the worker bee corporations want. I'm good at other things, but those skills if I get money for them would be borderline illegal if not completely illegal. Don't get me wrong if I could get paid for drinking wine and insulting people all day and the engaging in casual sex I would be doing that right now....correction I do do that now just don't get paid for it. I just wish I could find something that requires minimum effort from me but pays a decent wage, you know like how divorce women get paid for being divorce. That is a job I would be most excellent at, gotta set high goals, never settle for an ex husband who doesn't make at least a high 6 figure salary if not a 7 figure salary. Making daddy proud by marrying rich. 

[boredwhitegirl]

Condoms are for whores

When it comes to Women's Rights the men in congress know best, right? The contraception and Planned Parenthood debate clouding congress from using their time wisely on more important issues such as poverty and education; is being decided obviously by men because women don't know what's best for them. Us silly women only sleep around because contraception is available and if the American Government only took it out of our tiny little hands, we would all close our legs and go back to the kitchen cooking and cleaning for our wonderful husbands who work so hard during the day and us wives just sit around watching the time go by.

Today condoms are passed out like halloween candy and in most towns several places offer free unlimited condoms to any one at any age. But don't get it twisted, male condoms don't even tip toe on the idea of having casual sex, it's merely a precautionary tactic because all the women running around taking the daily pill are forcing guys of all ages to take part in the sinful act of out of wedlock sex. It's simple, women are to blame for the amount of premarital intercourse going on in college campuses, high school locker rooms, and even our elementary school bathrooms. Men are brought up in American Society to treat women like fragile crystal vases, constantly making sure we don't chip or break and bathe us in compliments. Shivery is ingrained into the young adolescent mind of a boy so when he grows up women are treated with the upmost respect. But of course the devil has his malicious planned and gave the knowledge of science to one specific jewish doctor who developed this pharmaceutical that taken once daily, turns our precious sweet innocent daughters into sex hungry barbies that have no knowledge of their heinous actions. 

Young girls are given this pill and the change in their body is instantaneous, they start developing fuller breast and filled with raging hormones that makes them continuously horny. Men are now being attacked by female sex addicts and forcing men to have pure unadulterated sex, and men are powerless over their own actions because they've been taught their whole lives to do what women want. Of course this pill makes them become impregnated the moment intercourse is over and the sad result of this behavior is the now pregnant women will be on welfare for the rest of their lives, causing an economic default in the American Government. 

This is only the beginning to the horror story that will become if we keep enabling women to take this contraceptive pill and have non stop casual sex. The only way to keep women from single handedly destroying America and all we stand for, is taking away their right's and forcing them into a world of abstinence and mutism. The less a women knows and talks the better America becomes. Please America protect your country!

#condoms #whores #women  #comedy #politics

[boredwhitegirl]

The (w)horrible Truth

That girl is such a slut, look at what she is wearing

No matter how many woman climb the professional and social latter and knock down road blocks for the next generation, one thing will never change: woman can not have casual sex without getting a negative reputation. A single woman with a prominent career who owns her own house/condo pays her bills on time and takes care of herself can not partake in casual sex for the fun of it without getting the label of being easy, or a slut. But yet a guy with nothing going for him and bad credit can sleep with as many women and that factor will not change anyones opinion on him, on the contrary it would be the one positive characteristic about him, he's a ladies man. His buddies will high five him and joke about how he gets so many women regardless to the fact he's a lazy ass and a mooch. 

But I'm done with apologizing or being ashamed of choices and decisions that I wanted to make. We put to much pressure on sex, we've been brainwashed to believe that for women it's a dirty disgusting act and shouldn't enjoy it and if we do we're abnormal and not right in the head. But men, men are excepted to have sex with as many women as possible and only men are allowed to enjoy sex in it's purest form. But in all reality sex is fun, and pleasurable and if you're enjoying sex then you're not doing it right or with the right person. 

Sex has been proved to reduce stress levels and increase happiness so why not have as much sex as possible? and I for one enjoy sex, and despise monogamous relationships, I hate being considered a "girlfriend" and enjoy flirting with many different men and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm human and humans are sexual beings so I'm going to be sexual with who I want when I want, and no label is going to change me. If I get deemed a slut for being myself when then I'm going to embrace it. Cunt was originally a positive term when talking about positive women and I'm going take it back as well as slut. Who says a slutty cunt has to be a bad thing? not me so Eff it and let's get naked and enjoy sex for all it is.