listen I too am on the kuch/point agenda and I have this evil fic idea in my head where bagel is all messed up over cirelli (or whoever really) and kuch is all messed up over pointer and so what can you do but f*** nasty with your situationship’s twin about it until the uninvolved parties notice and get jealous/intervene…alas I have been cursed with zero smut writing skills. But I had to let you know you weren’t alone.
that's CRAZY you're actually a genius
i started stewing over this to decide if i could attempt writing it. now i'm curious if you had a completely different angle in mind
gotta be hagel pov. i like the idea of each pairing having a different dynamic from each other. so maybe hagel and cirelli actually do hook up sometimes but it's rare and casual. meanwhile kuch and point are not even close to anything except that tony and bagel sometimes like to bother point very 'nikita and brayden sitting in a tree'-style bc they're annoying and it makes point embarrassed. obviously they are scared of kucherov so they don't say shit to him even when he's being a simp.
so hagel and kuch end up alone at the hotel bar at the end of the night or something? cirelli is home injured or maybe met someone that night and is with them(i like this idea better), and point went back to his room super early bc he's a good boy. kuch is like crazy drunk and being weirdly touchy/nice to hagel and then he straight up calls him brayden accidentally and hagel is like OHHHH (kuch is not actually SO drunk that he genuinely thinks hagel is pointer but it's dark and his brain-to-mouth pipeline is not clear)
definitely specifically a bit where hagel is weighing the pros and cons of this tryst and thinks to himself it's kucherov. (you could really write about anyone banging kucherov applying this logic.) so he goes back to kuch's room and i think they'd have a good time. hagel would be surprised at how sweet kuch is about it, like, petting his hair nicely and giving a lot of praise. and he was always kind of half-joking about kuch having a crush on pointer so this is like. wow. turns out dude really is pining.
i'm really amused at the idea of hagel just straight up texting cirelli after like hooked up with kuch. lol so that's how he finds out. point is, idk, i guess in the next room and maybe sees hagel leaving and has to pretend to act cool about it bc he is the resident sweetie-- WAIT correlate this with how he HAS seemed moody lately and got into his second(???) ever career fight w that buffalo guy a few weeks back. oh moody brayden i love you
and then i guess this keeps happening until something blows up. idk i actually CAN write smut but i struggle with the everything else part. anyway ily anon <3
