What has it been like balancing the chaos of being internet famous and raising a child?
I’d say it’s more... frustrating than chaotic, I guess? Because it’s the internet and everyone has an opinion, you know? Everyone is parent of the year on the internet, with doctorates in early childhood development, and they’re just so kind, blessing me with their infinite knowledge in child raising in the comments section of a YouTube video titled “I let my dogs choose my dinner for a week.” I know it’s what I signed up for, including Izzy on my channel the way I do, but it gets a little draining. Other than that, it’s actually pretty chill?
What's something about yourself that people would be surprised to learn?
I used to be extremely shy growing up, believe it or not. I know everyone says this shit like “Oh, I was so shy!” And it’s like... no. You just had quiet days every now and then, which is... fucking normal. I was embarrassingly shy. Like, cry when people looked at me shy. My elementary school teachers thought I was mute for months but I was just too shy to speak. Now you gotta pay me to get me to shut the fuck up.
Which... you can do, by the way. Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8000 a month, I will stop.
How does it feel, to be the coolest person at Influencers? Is it a hard title to hold?
Feels good
Feels organic
Thank you
But yes, it’s an extremely heavy cross to bear but one I’m willing to carry so that everyone else can remain stress-free in their comfortable, less-cool bubbles.
Sophie truly believed that she was the only person tired of talking about the “mystery lover” she refuses to discuss online. All this because of an Instagram story where her fans saw a shirt sleeve for point five seconds. It wasn’t entirely their fault, Sophie never backed away from controversial topics that involved her life. In any other case, Sophie would have told them “oh that’s my current hook up,” and flashed their face right to the camera. But now people are starting to comment on all her social media's about this one person, and it was getting very annoying.
“Welcome back! Did my thumbnail look mysterious enough!?” Sophie laughed, rolling her eyes at the camera. “Now I hate to break it to you all, but there’s no secret lover, crush, or whatever out there. I can’t believe that you don’t trust me by now, I’m honestly so offended.” Sophie grabbed her heart jokily before adding, “like I would ever keep anything from you guys. And, if you haven’t found them on social media by now, Nancy Drew’s, don’t you think there is a reason for that?”
As Sophie continued proving to her fans that they had no reason to be suspicious, she felt like patting herself on the back. She usually was never a liar, but honestly, she deserved at least one secret in her life. Besides, if people thought Sophie wasn’t exposing her whole life, she believed that they wouldn’t stop until they found out exactly what she was hiding.
