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coryhq‌:

Disappearing into the woods is so overdone anyway, happy you were just out here existing. A for the party, my prime party throwing days are definitely behind me. I’m down to design invites if that’s a task that’s necessary.

Wait, how many people do you know who have disappeared into the woods? You’ll have to speak to the head of my party planning committee but I mean, as long as they look dope? Hell yeah.

#dash.#dash: cory.#cory.

themarleyshow‌:

Oh no, maybe I drank some of your dumbass juice. My mistake. Did you finally lay off of it?

It’s my favorite drink, why would I do that? Seems to me like you stole some. In which case, shame on you for stealing when you know I would willingly share it with you.

#dash.#dash: marley.#marley.

martinezhq‌:

I don’t know bro. My girl usually gets home from the club and we smoke a blunt and before we know it the sun comes up and it’s time for bed. That’s life. We’re doing it.

What time do you get up at?

Honestly... y’all are living how I wish I could live. I’m over here waking up at like 8 most mornings. All of the animals and my kid are on a pretty strict schedule. If I’m able to sleep in until 8:30, it’s a good day.

#dash.#dash: ale.#ale.

casey-hq‌:

I don’t know who told you that you’re cute or charming or even the slightest bit funny? Because you’re not. Literally everyone else here is cuter than you are — even Blaine! So, no, you’re not the local cutie. Perhaps the local dunce, but not the cutie. The only reason I’m upset is because you decided to show your face again. Life was so much easier when you were just….. not around.

Your sister. Your sister tells me these things. Like... all the time.

I mean. Fair. Okay, Blaine can be local cutie. I’m willing to relinquish the title to them, got no problem with that. But, like. Pretty bold of you to imply that I’m not capable of being both cute and stupid!! A little offended that you don’t think I can multitask.

Easier for you, Casey, or easier for the person you think you’re defending right now? Which is it?

#casey.#dash: casey.#dash.

casey-hq‌:

I stopped reading after “local cutie (that’s me) disappears” and now I wish you would go back to where you came from and stay there.

Huh. Rude. You know what this sounds like? It sounds like someone who is upset that they aren’t “local cutie” (because, in case you missed it, that’s me). To be fair, I didn’t actually go anywhere. Literally been right here. The entire time. Sooo, wish kind of granted? You’re welcome, I aim to please.

#casey.#dash: casey.#dash.

themarleyshow‌:

Omg who’re you???

Weird how you suddenly can’t read? Just told you I was “local cutie.” Please try to keep up, stranger.

#marley.#dash.#dash: marley.

martinezhq‌:

Welcome back into existence, because…as they say if it didn’t happen on instagram it didn’t happen, but other than that not much to report. I’m still sticking to the most inconsistent upload schedule ever, sleeping in until 3pm everyday. What have you been up to?

Guess I’ve just been not existing for like a month straight then, by that logic. Love that for me. Though I guess you could say you haven’t been existing either, sleeping in until 3, holy shit. Like, what’s the deal with that, how does that work? What time are you even going to sleep? Are you good, my dude?

#ale.#dash: ale.#dash.

idolblaine‌:

Welcome back Ollie! I would hope I’m at least on the committee that’s throwing your welcome back party.

I mean, obviously. I’m looking for you to be in charge of this committee, B. I don’t trust anyone else to get things the way I like them. I mean, who’s gonna get the perfect Ollie-approved snacks and drinks, if not you?

#blaine.#dash.#dash: blaine.

theclaringtonhq‌:

Welcome back. I’m glad that you did not try to pin this on me for being responsible, and that no one else put the pieces together in your absence as well.

Going out and living in the woods doesn’t necessarily sound like a bad idea. But I can see how some might be opposed.

ACTUALLY. Taking it back. Let’s try this again.

BREAKING NEWS! Local cutie (that’s me, once again) murdered in cold blood by IHQ’s resident serial killer (that’s you).

I wouldn’t be opposed to living the cryptid in the woods life, to be honest? Catch me out here, beard full grown, hair a mess, hitting the iconic Bigfoot pose when spotted.

#hunter.#dash: hunter.#dash.

gail-hq‌:

if humans??? don’t even find you??? attractive??? why would??? an alien????

I mean, fair? But like, I’ve got like, living, breathing, physical proof that at least one human has found me attractive. Attractive enough to have a kid with. Bold of you to assume there aren’t people lining up to hit this, alien or otherwise.

#dash.#gail.#dash: gail.

gail-hq‌:

what is the appeal of storming area 51?? i don’t get it. like is there gold?? what are they going to do with what they found?? sometimes transparency is bad for public morale. and i don’t understand how something call the naruto run factors into all this.

Won’t be Naruto running but personally, I’m going so I can get me an alien gf, which is like... way better than gold. Infinitely better than gold. What am I going to do with what I find? That’s me and my alien girlfriend’s business.

#gail.#dash: gail.#dash.

Breaking headline! Local cutie (that’s me) disappears off the face of the internet for several weeks without a trace. His coworkers (that’s you) feared for his safety, hoping that one day he, his quick wit, cute face, and all around glowing personality would return to them, safe and sound.

Well, adoring coworkers, this reporter (also me) has good and bad news. The good news is that I’m back and alive and well. I know you all were so concerned. The bad news is I, uh, don’t have an interesting reason for my absence. No harrowing tales of me being abducted by aliens or any shit like that, unfortunately. Didn’t go out and live in the woods for a month. I was honestly just here. Chillin’. Existing. You know.

I’d ask what everyone’s been up to but that’s boring and I’m sure a quick Google search on any one of you would answer that question for me anyways. Feel free to tell me but what I really wanna know is who is throwing my welcome back party.

#ihq:starter #starter.#dash.#//everybody clap

posted july 7th, 2019

#ihq:social #sm.#sm: twitter.#points: four.#//hey lmao

📲 MARLEY + OLLIE

MARLEY: Everything's okay.

MARLEY: Kind of a first for us in awhile.

MARLEY: Yes. That one.

MARLEY: The lady said she would be patient, right? And then I told you I wasn't sure if that was true yet.

OLLIE: yeah. feels good, i missed it

OLLIE: yeah? any updates to the story then?

#to be tagged.

staceyevs‌:

As someone who falls under the category of “Beauty & Fashion vlogger,” that’s a lot of the content I tend to watch when I’ve got some downtime. I don’t really watch random videos or get sucked into the “weird” side of youtube, so why in Heaven’s name did this show up in my recs, and more importantly, why did I watch it, and even more importantly, why can’t I stop singing “Had to have high high hopes for a LEMON?” I hate the Internet some days, y’all.

I gotta be honest, this video is exactly the content I signed up for and expect every time I open YouTube. I mean... the editing, the cinnamon tography, the vocals? I love this remix. I feel like it should be in everyone’s recs.