#poisoned?

[ohsamtumbles]

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[machupichuchu]

Oleander: *throwing up* GODDAMMIT KID, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT PANCAKE!

Sam: oh the usual: milk, eggs, flour, rabies

Oleander: RABIES?!

Sam: well yeah

Oleander: why would put rabies in pancake mix?!

Sam: cuz it gives it umami duh

Oleander: *being sent to the ER*

[newsbites]

France may be the next country to send its tanks to Ukraine, but officials worry they could be 'a poisoned chalice'

As with other French weapons developed over the years, the LeClerc is a little different than its foreign counterparts.

Le Leclerc, ainsi que les chars russes, utilisent un chargeur automatique pour alimenter les obus dans le canon.

Bien que cela permette au véhicule d'être plus petit, le chargeur automatique est plus vulnérable aux dysfonctionnements. Cela signifie également un membre d'équipage de moins pour surveiller et effectuer l'entretien, ce qui conduit à plus de travail pour l'équipage de trois personnes.

[skylightsalwaysleak]

Ugggh. I have had some sort of food poisoning/mild flu for *days* now, and I am SO HUNGRY. I keep forgetting I'm sick and go to warm up garlic noodles or grab a cookie or something before remembering "No. That is going to go very wrong, as has been amply demonstrated, you idiot. Stick to your crackers and applesauce and broth and be grateful that you feel otherwise fine enough to *forget* you're sick. But stop fucking trying to eat real food." And then I poke around on the internet for a few minutes, see someone eating, go" hey, I'm hungry..." and the cycle starts over.

I apparently have the survival instincts of a carrot. Or my old dog, who did this exact same thing when she was sick. You have been vindicated, doggo. You got your stupidity and love of unhealthy food from your mom.

[ask-the-ineffable-being]

I mean you no harm really but I can understand your distrust

"...It's...n-not... y'know."

[royalpain16]

Royal HEARTBREAK after Princess' dog killed by ‘POISON’ - Fears of ‘dog-hating maniac’

PRINCESS Beatrice has been left devastated after her pet dog died after being poisoned with a mystery substance, according to reports.

[crocwithawesometunes-blog]

Why does everyone think my food is poisoned or something. I would never do that. Honestly people...