#pokemon!!

[the-1nsanity-clause-kits]

Nebbie!! Named one of the ones i caught after u @nebbandflow cuz first i was gonna name if nebula but then thought of you all so!!

[iridescentcalsifer]

Made some fakemon! They're actually Ultra Beasts, but by definition, they're still Pokémon lol

Top image is normal, bottom is shiny!

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Lagamus (UB Lethargy) - A pure psychic-type Pokémon. This UB appears to be catatonic at all times. But, scans have revealed brain activity in their skull-gem that grows everyday. It is said that as it nears evolution, its eyes open.

It has known to subconsciously latch onto the first human it comes into direct brain activity to. As such, it is important to have them in a peaceful environment without direct negative stimulation.

Lagamus comes from lag, as in slow, and mus from hypothalamus.

Amygdlien (UB Cognition) - A dual psychic-ghost type. The evolved form of Lagamus. The personality of this UB is determined by its pre-evolution's environment. It can be the most gentle UB, or the most ruthless. It has learned to influence the emotions of those around them, whether it is positive or negative.

If they've latched onto a human, they will act according to their wishes. It is difficult to separate an Amygdlien from their bonded, but it is possible through psychic interference from another powerful psychic-type.

Amygdlien comes from the combination of amygdala and alien.

In order to evolve Lagamus into Amygdlien, it must learn Psychic Noise and level up.

[daily-pink-character]

Pink character of the day- ★

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Jigglypuff

From: Pokemon

[apinchofsanity]

My sister, about my two year old neice: The health visitor said she's displaying signs of autism

Me, a fellow tism: *DJ khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE!

[reshiramhaseyeliner]

ONE MORE POKEMON!!!!! MY BRAIN HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT LEGENDS AND MAYBE FINISHING THE DEX AND MEETING GOD WILL FINALLY SETTLE IT!!!!!

[nenestansunsthings]

listen i KNOW i've been pokemonposting way too much BUT

gym leader clef au

more specifically, around the third-ish town, the gym is closed, and the gym trainers say they're worried since the gym leader's away, and there's this... really scary guy who's taken over the gym and who managed to lock them out!

so you pledge to try and beat the guy inside and get them back in, of course! but the trainers are worried for you, since his pokemon are stronger than theirs. and they're gym trainers, too! so you have to beat them before they let you into the gym. or, if you're a little less fight-happy, you can sneak in through a hidden door in the back, but the game doesn't tell you that.

either way, you get into the gym, which looks like a neon demon threw up in it, and you have to make your way through a series of illusory puzzles to get to the center! and when you finally get there, you find the person who's taken over the gym: a terrifying man who you can barely believe is human.

his pokemon are formidable, each one with the same theme of trickery and each with attacks that hit deceptively hard. but if you manage to beat him, after a hard fight...

then he laughs and offers you a gym badge.

you just beat the gym leader, alto clef.

that entire thing was a game he likes to play with people that come there to challenge him. it's never anything serious, though. the gym trainers all have their own keys. nobody was locked out, the gym wasn't in danger of being taken over... and they just had a hell of a time lying to you.

[pleasanttickles]

A pure bean.