#pole dance problems

[sashafoxx]

the problem with home stripper poles is...

out of the box, they're only good for static moves.

once you get to spinning and flipping, doing lifts, inverts, and aerials, that puts increased weight on the pole (see "physics - centrifugal force"), which means the pole needs to be properly bolted to the ceiling so you don't end up with fails (or even injuries) like you see on all these clip shows like Ridiculousness!

practice safe polling, kids!

[tearoutmychalkheart]

My leg hair is growing darker and thicker over my climbing bruise? Is this a thing?

[audaray]

Pole Dance Problems

1) Underwear - must cover EVERYTHING, but it is so hard to find such underwear. Otherwise we're taking a one way ticket to crotch flash central that none of us are getting back from. 

2) Bruises - inner thigh bruises caused by pole sit = ow town. 

3) ITac - too little and not grippy enough. too much and we're flying off that pole doing a side spin in 7 inch heels, ending up in a crumpled mess. 

4) Sweaty Face - I try and do my makeup nice to pole dance. It makes me feel good. But my sweaty face DOES NOT WANT and decides to make my eyeliner run out of my eyes. ARGH. 

[criticalerrorka]

And I thought inner thigh bruises sucked. The past two nights I’ve been trying fireman spins and basic climbing, so we are talking shin dings, back of the knee destruction (like, big, hickey-looking chafes) and top-foot bruises. Currently icing my wounds and trying not to doze off. But if I had a pole in front of me right now, I’d try and climb it.

[leenisabel]

COMPLETE A POLE DANCE COMBO AND YOUR HEAD IS AN INCH FROM THE FLOOR

www.poledancingadventures.com

[fitpoleclean-blog]

The fucking handspring is killing me

But I'm so close...