I am high, so I am going to describe a genre of person I hate: "Leftist academics." They're always hyping up absolute drivel that they've never read but merely skimmed for its aesthetic value and stylish pessimism. I've read some of that shit. Spare me the ass-sunbeams and bodies without organs. Then they condescend when you tell them you think there is an objective reality, actually, and that things happen for reasons, and there are laws to how all this shit works. But oh, no, it couldn't possibly be that simple! "We are living in an atomized reality cut off from the original referents of the signs of signs and the only possible action is to smugly tell people how they should despair" FUCK YOU eclectic ass motherfuckers! And then they tell you that they're actually postcolonial neo-marxists who "take the useful parts from postmodern philosophy" and they like to cherry-pick their Marxism and Leninism, without paying any regard to the METHOD that was used to arrive at their REVOLUTIONARY conclusions! What made Marx revolutionary was his philosophy which actually connected an understanding of the patterns of historical change with its basis, the development of the productive forces! Heaven forbid we strive for the utmost unity, class-consciousness, and confidence of the working class!