#politic memes

[a-sorta-depressing-chimp]

Check mate atheists

[cyberneticp]

Christians: The Bible says that homosexuality is a sin.

Me: Didn’t that same section say that haircuts are sin? 

Christians:

[a-sorta-depressing-chimp]

“I wan’na be like you” from the Jungle Book (2016) but it’s sung by Donald Trump

Now I'm the king of Twitter, oh

America’s VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be president, Barack

And build a wall between

Mexico and the USA

I'm tired of Mexican cocaine.

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna make laws like you, cause flaws like you, too

You'll see it's true someone like me

Can learn to be like someone like you

Now don't try to kid me, Barack

I'll make a deal with you

What I’d like to gun is Kim Jong Un

To make a war come true

Now, give me the launch codes, Barack

Come on, clue me what to do

Give me the glower of Americas nuclear power

So I can be like you

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna make laws like you, cause flaws like you, too

You'll see it's true someone like me

Can learn to be like someone like you

Now you might think it's ridiculous

That me, a man of great cleverness

Would ever be usin’ the power of Putin

To get a job like you.

But together, we have powers

All of Iraq's treasures, ours

I got the tits, he has the wits

And the dream I dreamt took two

So, ooh, I’m gonna be like you

I gonna use that nuke just the same you could do

Oh, how magnificus it will be

A man of cleverness like me

Could learn to do like you black people do

[snapesno1thighrider]

Gosh I love my algorithm, infinite entertainment to my own preferences

[kiddosapiens]

Fake politicians be like

[sentient-stove]

rush limbaugh memes, in celebration of his death.

rush limbaugh slander, because, what’s he gonna do, haunt me?

okay, im done

[hellostibby]

Perfect couples don’t exi-