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[snxkehxps]

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“ somehow i doubt that. ”

“Pardon? You doubt my engineering genius? Surely you must be blind you, lowly reprobate! Do I need to give you an example of my sssskills?”

[the-smallest-star]

@polkapcp​

Oh dang that was a lot of pocket cash, “... that is possibly the coolest storage I’ve ever seen.” And she just kept hers in her pocket!

[anxechoxinxhell]

@polkapcp​ said: :6 gun emoji:

Square up ya little shit.

[littledemondarling-a]

@polkapcp​ said:  everybody in the hotel’s reception knows that keeping up a slob’s lifestyle meant the hellfire fury of one little bugaboo’s pin-prick passion for procedural pristine cleanliness. of course, no one knows a woman scorned’s wrath like angel dust, particularly his own mother’s spite against his unruly father ; so imagine the pure fear striking his already health-risked heart when a few stray crumbs from his morning toast crumbles from his underhanded “hand plating” flat palm technique && scatters against the lobby’s carpet.

And there she is. Arriving only a few seconds later with frightening speed. Holding a small, handheld vacuum as she glares down at the crumbs marring her clean floors. It’s like the miniature maid has a sixth sense for any mess that has been made. Wasting no more time, she furiously vacuums the crumbs with perhaps a bit too much force.

Once, the crumbs have been cleaned up, she leans back to admire her handiwork with a satisfied smile before turning her attention to the spider demon. “Angel!” She exclaims, setting the vacuum down and places both hands on her hips, a disproving frown tugging down the ends of her lips. “Why aren’t you using a plate? We have plenty in the kitchen!” Niffty scolds the porn star, as if she were talking to a child. 

[voxxcd-a]

@polkapcp​ -  ▞

“I’ve got no idea what you want, Angel, but I assure you I am not in the mood right now,”

[the-smallest-star]

@polkapcp​

“You know if you kill me, Clem will be pretty upset... right?”

[the-smallest-star]

“ wit’ me, ya futz. drop’pit or i’ll be ‘pressin’ charges’. ~ ”

“We don’t have COPS down here powder puff.”

“Unless you count the racist murdering type. I’m still mad at you so scram.”

[mcuntainbcrn]

@polkapcp​ liked this for a hazbin starter!

It had been a minute since she’d had to go over so much paperwork - none of which was in her wheel house; she didn’t care for appearances, decor...anything of the sort that she should given the occasion she was planning for, an event that had never once entertained until now...and it wasn’t as thought there were many, if any, she could consult on the matter.

“All of this is giving me a headache.” she allowed herself to slump over the table, a drawn out breath escaping her - at least the flowers and floral arrangements would be easily handled...but everything else was practically making her dizzy, “I haven’t even started dress shopping...I don’t even know where to start.”

Were it not in lieu of current circumstances, she would most assuredly be chainsmoking at the moment, that’s for damn sure.