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Henry Clay is absolutely terrible to my gut

Working like this painful

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Back pain

I can’t go to Cracker Barrel

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Children, never drink suspicious water.

This parasite is a pain in the ass

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I’m also shedding

Please help

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My wife

Bought cormbreadb

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i mean isn’t the real henry clay also a parasite

Yes, but I’d like to clarify that the real Henry Clay is more of a pain to one’s head, not one’s gut.

To quote my late mentor: “Henry Clay? More like Henry Stupid”

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I do not like hosting parties at the White House.

Why must I receive looks of repulsion if I want to eat five pickles from a cup? This is MY house.

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