Asking here to settle a debate:
How do you like your audiobooks?
Read by a wheezing asthmatic with an unexplainable phobia of the letter "r"
Read by a foreigner who's having their first experience with the language
Read by an idiot who's switching through a catalogue of equally poor accents
Also there's a random opera interlude every time someone dies
Read, in its entirety, by someone who pronounces every piece of punctuation
All of the above, in that order
....normal? I guess?
Silent.
What's a book?
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