Jean Pierre Polnareff who is the most loving, attentive person, especially in the bedroom. His number one priority is making sure that you're satisfied, and he will put your needs over his without a second thought.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who is all bark, some bite. He has no problem telling you every position he wants you in, all the fantasies he wishes to live out, but gets quite nervous when you hold him to it. He turns into a blushing, shaking, overwhelmed mess, and is cumming before you can get through half of his desires.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who loves speaking French during sex, especially during dirty talk. He doesn't care that you can't understand it all, but when you finally know what he's saying in bed after a few lessons? It turns him on bad.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who adores seeing you on top of him, cock buried to the hilt inside of you. This way, he gets to watch your full tits bounce and your hips rock against his own. He'll guide your waist with his hands, struggling to keep his eyes open after just a few minutes even though he wants nothing more than to watch you ride his cock.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who is always down for some shower sex. Imagine coming home sweating after a hot day and going to take a cold shower to cool off, inviting him to join you. Within minutes his hands are on your tits, kneading the flesh from behind, his chest pressed to your back. Next thing you know, you're trying to stay upright as he fucks you senseless under the stream of water, making you sweat even in the cold.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who gets turned on like crazy from the idea of being caught. A quickie in the bathroom while other are outside in the living room. Once, you and him were sharing a hotel room with Avdol, and it took all his willpower to only fondle you, not fuck you while his best friend was asleep in the bed right beside your own.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who worships the ground you walk on in the bedroom. He'll bend over backwards adhering to your every command.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who gets bratty during sex at times just so you'll slap him and put him in his place. He likes it more than he would care to admit, and you shutting up his whines causes him to get even harder.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who has decent stamina. He gets tired easily, sure, but if you want to keep going, he'll snap right back into shape and will go as many rounds as he could possibly do.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who loves to cum inside you. He isn't too fond of the idea of a child, so he always makes sure precautions are taken before releasing his load into your pretty pussy. When he pulls out, he'll take a second just to watch his cum drip from your hole.
Jean Pierre Polnareff who is the king of aftercare. He'll clean you up, bring you water, and take a (normal) shower if you're up for it. After, he'll hold you in his arms until you're both asleep.
A/N: I have so many more headcannons for this man that kept coming across my mind as I wrote. I need him bad.
They dont even bother taking your underwear off. They'll fuck you. Rub against you. Watch you with greedy eyes as you soak your underwear and make a mess outta yourself.
When you whine and huff they give your underwear a little flick or slap their cock against the clothed entrance.
They smirk at the little whimper and whine you give them. Let him use you and tease your poor cunt. No difference to him. You'll come either way, won't you?
I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A FIC WERE LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER WITH A HUMANOID ADULT STAND X FEM READER (preferably from part 3 or lime any of the joefoes - dio and diavolo) WERE THEY ACT LIKE THEY HATE EACHOTHER (optional btw they dint have to hate eachother I just thought it would be funny) AND ARE SO OBLIVIOUS TO THIER OWN SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC FRUSTRATION/ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER THAT THIER STANDS JUST TAKE THE REINS AND START EITHER TRYING TO OR ACTUALLY START JUST FUCKING STRAIGHT UP WHENEVER THEY ARE WITHIN STAND RANGE OF EACH OTHER AND THEY FEEL EVERY SINGLE THING NON STOP WITH NO BREAK UNTIL THEY FINALLY GET PAVLOVED INTO ACTUALLY SLEEPING WITH EACHOTHER
(ps they made an actual baby stand before their users actually get the hint)
YOU CAN MAKE THE STAND BASED OFF WHATEVER SONG YOU WANT AND GIVE IT WHATEVER ABILITIES JUST PLS IM ON MY KNEES 😭❤️
cw: fluff, modern au, mentions of hooking up, art by totallynotbreez
You weren't the biggest fan of going out, but you were with Jean and the others, sharing a few drinks while giggling. You and her had only hooked up one wild night a couple weeks back, nothing official but it was fun. She was fun.
Some guy with a too-confident grin slid into the spot next to you, his elbow brushing yours on purpose. "Hey, you come here often? Because with a smile like that, you gotta be the reason this place is packed."
You laughed lightly, more polite than anything, swirling your glass. "Oof, that's a terrible pick up line. I'm good, thanks." It wasn't the first time tonight someone had tried and you handled it the best way you can.
From the corner of your eye, you caught Jean's posture shift. Her shoulders tensed, her eyes narrowed but she didn't say anything then. She did order another round just for herself.
The rest of the night blurred by. The guy eventually got the hint and wandered off, you turned back toward Jean with a grin, ready to crack some joke about his lame lines. But she was already sliding off her stool, muttering something about needing fresh air. You genuinely thought she actually needed air.
But the few minutes you thought it would take her to come back became longer. You weren't interested in what Joseph was telling you, so you got out of the bar, looking for her. You finally found her with her drink still in her hand, looking at the car pass on the road.
"Hey, don't you wanna go inside? It's cold out here," you said, already shivering because your jacket was inside.
"I'm fine," she said simply, not even turning you to talk to you.
"I'm talking to you, Jean, I would appreciate if you at least look at me," you tell her, voice a bit louder than you meant to. That's enough to make her turn, with her little pout and furrowed eyebrows. "What's up with you?"
She huffed, crossing her arms and looking away. "Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all."
You leaned in closer, your shoulder bumping hers gently. "C'mon, Polnareff. I'm too tipsy to play your games, just tell me. Is it about the guy flirting on me?"
Her head snapped toward you so fast it was almost comical. "What? No. Why would I care about some random fool hitting on you? We are not even… you know. It's whatever."
But the way she said it, all puffed up and dramatic, made you bite back a laugh. You tilted your head, grinning now. "Uh-huh. So you're ignoring me 'cause you hate me. Okay."
Jean groaned, burying her face in her hands for a second before peeking through her fingers. "No! It's dumb, alright? We hooked up once, I know I can't feel jealous and you're free to talk to whoever. But ugh, seeing him lean in like that made my blood boil a bit."
You couldn't help it, you laughed, reaching over to tug one of her hands away from her face. "Jean, that's cute, you know?"
"No it's not."
"I wasn't interested in him at all. I was thinking about how much more fun it is when it's just us." You tilted your head, showing her a tiny smile.
Her expression softened, she melted into a shy little smile and a blush that she tried to hide. "You're teasing me now. Cruel woman."
She didn't pull away when you wrapped your arms around her middle, pulling her into your arms for a hug. She was slightly taller than you, but she buried her head on your shoulder either way.
"I'm not," you shot back, one of your hand tickling the back of her neck, the other resting on her waist. "Don't ignore me like that ever again, please, it messes up with my head."
She nodded without lifting her head, daring to press a kiss right below your ear.
His hand runs through your hair while the other holds a lit cigarette. He tries to control his breathing so he doesn't choke on the smoke but it's hard with how skillfully you're working your tongue on the underside of his cock.
As he's getting close, he doesn't even take any drags and just tries to not buck into your mouth while desperately whining.
Polnareff getting jealous of Iggy bc he can get away with nuzzling into your tits/ass
(I actually think i read smth like this on Ao3 so sorry for stealing this idea U.U)
He walks in on you watching a TV in your hotel room with Iggy happily laying on you. Without a word he just takes him by the scruff of his neck, tosses him aside and plants his face in Iggy's place. His strong hands even come up to squeeze and massage your flesh as he nuzzles his nose between the two mounds.
Getting off in front of Polnareff
He's tied up in a chair and can't do anything but watch as you pleasure yourself. He's painfully hard and his face is adorably flushed. With jerking motions against his restraints he tries to lean as close to you, pleading to be able to at least taste or touch you.
Polnareff teaching you french
You're struggling with pronouciation so he comes up with a way to show you how to move your tongue in your mouth for certain words. It's simple, really. That's what french kisses were made for.
Needless to say, by the end of your session you've both forgotten for a while any languages you could speak before.
Being in some hotel where the ladies toilet is normal, but the male one being a disaster so you agree to let Polnareff use the ladies one while staying outside the stall to calm down any other users.
For something like that he has to rightfully thank you by bending you over the sink and fucking you with your face pressed up against the cold mirror.
He's going so fast, bc who knows when will someone walk in or you'll get attacked next, it makes your vision blurry. The location and not really clean state of the toilets makes you feel humiliated, but at the same time it adds a sense of edge. Not to mention that the rest of crusaders are waiting for you two to return back into the hotel's restaurant.
Okay so a friend has gotten me into jjba and I'm on part 3. I just have some thoughts
NSFW under the cut, 18+ only please<3
Just consider, if you will, ab riding with some of these men-
I'm personally a major simp for Polnareff and can imagine him being confused at first if you brought it up, but then INFATUATED with how you look above him, your pussy leaving a shiny trail of slick all over his torso. My man knows he's gorgeous, and he's so happy that you adore his physique so much. He'd hold your hips and guide your movements if you'd let him, but he'd also just let you do your thing if you asked! He WILL beg to touch you in some way, though. He's singing your praises so much you'd think he was actually inside you, but he just adores you so much. Hold his hands while you do it and he's done for
Same goes for Joseph. He's a bit more arrogant about it, would probably tease you for it, but make no mistake, he's rock hard the whole time. He'd let you finish, and would ofc brag about how he can get you off without his hands, mouth, or cock, but the moment you're done he's flipping you over and railing you like there's no tomorrow
Anyway, that's it! Might do more of these if anyone likes them
can you do a Polnareff smut with a female reader? I would like Pol to be super sweet but also rough
ofcc
Pairing: Polnareff x Fem!Reader
Warnings:none, just sex
Type: Smut
Notes:My first language isn't English so forgive me if i made any spellings mistake writing this. Hope you enjoy :))
After a long day at work, you came back exhausted and you were able to get irritated at everything.
"Im back.." You say with a hoarse voice.
"My love, what's wrong? Why is your voice like this? Are you sick?" Your boyfriend exclaims, rushing down the stairs to greet you with a big warm hug.
"Ughh... Leave me alone!" You order him, pushing him to the side and going upstairs with heavy steps, then reaching the bedroom.
You quickly changed into a casual pajamas and jumped in the big king sized bed. You were so tired that the second your head hit the pillow, you could've fallen asleep.
"Baby... don't treat me this way just because you're not feeling okay. Instead you can talk to me about it." He corrects your behavior gently, sitting on the bed near you as you move your head to the other side.
"No! I do what I want! Shut up!" You angrily protested.
He always said that the found you super cute when you were mad, but on the other side he also didn't like this kind of behavior, so he had to adjust it.
He layed down on the bed, slowly reaching for you, spooning you. You really wanted to turn and hug him, but you had to show that you had power.
"Get off from me!" You order him.
"Hey now, stop it. I'm not tolerating this bad behavior and we've already talked about this." He tells you in a neutral tone, laying vertically on the bed, picking you up from your waist and placing you on his lap.
"Do you understand what i said?"he asks.
"Mmmmhhh... Okay, sorry." You give in, not wanting to upset him. You lay down on his chest and start kissing him.
"I love you" you murmured between the kiss, then breaking it only to see a trail of spit connecting your mouths.
Kind of aroused, you slowly try to slip your bottoms down, but then get interrupted,
"Don't worry baby. I can easily do it for you." He says, taking your bottoms and panties down in one smooth move, leaving you in shock for a second.
You giggle as you both look at each other in the eyes with a malevolent gaze. He then takes off his pants and boxers, teasing your wet pussy with the tip of his generous dick.
You bite your lower lip to stop your moans, but he scolds you for not letting him hear those beautiful sounds you made.
He then started to gently press on your entrance, then making his full length penetrate you, making you moan.
You moved up and down on his dick, skin slapping against each other's while you heavily panted and he oftenly left a few moans, praising you with sweet phrases like:"Good girl", "You're doing so good", "Keep going".
When you felt that you were reaching your climax, you started to involuntary jerk your hips against the air, as he grabbed your waist with both hands deeply staring in your (e/c) eyes with his blue ocean ones.
"How badly do you want this?" He asked with a smug.
"Nghh- V-very much-" You tried to say, but your voice was too low to be heard.
"Ah- I didn't get that right sweetie." He says as he teasingly starts to pound inside you faster and harder.
"Ah!~ I s-said very m-much!" You repeated, this time your voice was higher, receiving a light grin from your boyfriend.
When your juices mixed with his semen, you let out a loud moan throwing your head back, a shiver following.
"You did wonderfully, honey. Since you've been so good this time, I'll cook, alright? You go take a shower, baby" He praises, pressing a light smooch on your lips.
There is a SEVERE LACK in Weather report, Gyro,, Anasui, and Polnareff fics and i am not for it😭😭😭😭as many fans as there are for them there aren’t any toe curlers😔🤞but if any lovely lads wanna redirect me to the right spots then I’m not gonna stop you👀🤫and if any creators see this and wanna make some please tag me🥹
Lol but honestly i only use the #gyrozeppeli x reader and the #gyro smut tags and same with Ana and Pol so if I’m doing it wrong please lemme know🥹