hello!! i’ve seen your post and writing i love it, can i request where the reader sits on the stardust crusaders lap because there is no space in the car?
⋆.𐙚 ̊ "Theres no space?!"
Pairing: sdc x reader
Content: In which theres no space in the car and your forced to sit in their lap !
Joseph⸝⸝
- He’s already complaining about his old bones as soon as you sit down.
- Because he is naturally so loud, nearly the whole ride you just hear him talking in your ear, which sounds less like his inside voice and more like his outside voice.
- He doesn't even know where to put his arms or anything, so most of the ride they’re just resting in this awkward position because he literally doesn't even know where else to put them.
- Surprisingly, he doesn't even seem all that phased by the situation; he’s kind of just like, “Oh my god, okay," and then he just sits down.
- He is also quite comfortable with you on his lap, despite the crammed car.
Avdol⸝⸝
- Avdol is more than a gentleman, so when they mention that the car seems a bit too small and you'll have to sit on his lap, he just accepts it.
- The whole ride he's asking you if you're okay or if you're uncomfortable with him resting his hands on your waist, since there doesn't seem to be much space in the car, considering that there are five buff men packed into one tiny car, like sardines in a can.
- We all know that Joseph's driving is almost enough to kill everyone in the car, so he just tries his best to keep you from sliding around.
- He keeps it more calm and composed despite the fact that you two are so close.
- He's lowkey just chilling, so between the two of you, the vibe is quite peaceful and calm.
- He also talks quietly enough so that he's not too loud in your ear, unlike Joseph.
Jotaro⸝⸝
- In response to this whole ordeal, he just pulls his hat lower against his face and tries not to think about the fact that he’ll have a whole person in his lap for the whole ride.
- He just tends to look out the window the whole ride, but to be fair, he can't really look forward since you're in his lap.
- He keeps his hand on you, protecting you from moving around despite the bumpy roads, and he keeps it there the whole time. He doesn't move his hand or anything; it's just there, firm and tight against your hip.
- He doesn't even move the whole ride; he's as stiff as a board. You're not sure if it's because he's scared to move even an inch or just because he wants to make a better surface for you to sit on.
- He does even mind the situation all that much. He doesn't complain or huff and puff; he just accepts that this is how it's gonna be for a while, but of course he does say his famous “good grief” line, but it's not because he's annoyed, but because that's just what he says to everything.
Kakyoin ⸝⸝
- He just offers himself to be sat on because he's just a gentleman like that.
- The whole ride you can just feel his muscles tense with every bump in the road as he tries his best to stop you from going flying across the car, knowing how the old man drives.
- His grip is a lot more gentle, as he tries to keep you steady, making sure that you feel comfortable in the position you're sitting in.
- To ease the awkwardness of the ride, he’ll pull out something to keep the both of you entertained as he rests his chin against your shoulder.
- He's honestly flustered the whole time, but he tries his best to hide just how flustered he is.
Polnareff⸝⸝
- Somehow he treats this opportunity as an honor even if it is just a car ride for at least an hour.
- He's constantly moving and shifting around the whole time, whether it's because he's uncomfortable with the way he's sitting or because he just can't help it.
- He talks your ear off the whole time. And I mean the whole time. He's just yapping about different topics or just a recap on the journey that you've done so far.
- He does make sure that he keeps you steady against the bumps and turns of the roads, his hands pressed gently against your waist.
- He's really just full-on flirting, resting his chin on your shoulder to “get a better look at the outside," or he’ll just make smug remarks that show just how much he's enjoying his little incident, and deep down he just hopes it'll happen again.
CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT. all of these are for fem!reader
English is not my first language, so there may be typos.
!¡ Links in the stars !¡
Part 1 - Part 2
𝓙otaro 𝓚ujo
★ Jojo knows he's big. He doesn't want to hurt you, so he'll be gentle, even though he'll keep grumbling "yare yare daze"
★ He didn't define all those muscles for nothing! Rub your clitoris against them!
★ He doesn't need Star Fingers to make you scream.
★ He can be a bit harsh sometimes, but you seem to like that.
★ He's going to spank you so you learn how to behave.
𝓙oseph 𝓙oestar
★ He can still handle it.
★ Joseph's fingers are very good.
★ Be nice and give your old man a treat.
★ He's too old to deal with brats like you, so he's going to put you in your place.
★ Fuck the condom.
𝓝oriaki 𝓚akyion
★ Nori is sweet. He likes her kisses and her lazy masturbation sessions.
★ His new favorite cherries.
★ Would you find it strange if he said he liked that maid fantasy?
★ He can't keep his hands away from her perfect breasts.
★ Game night with Kakyion
𝓙ean 𝓟. 𝓟olnareff
★ Polnareff, an incurable romantic with a thing for her butt.
★ Jean doesn't care if it's a bathroom, he can't wait.
★ It's almost mesmerizing how well you hold on.
★ You two can help each other.
★ Sex with Polnareff is always sweet.
𝓜ohammed 𝓐vdol
★ He made a mess.
★ Avdol loves to suck you.
★ Good with fingers.
★ He's going to fuck you so good.
★ In love with her breasts.
𝓓io 𝓑rando
★ Testing Jonathan's dick on you
★ Dio's favorite things: a glass of wine and his hands working on it.
★ What's the surprise? He is rude.
★ He's always been curious about this: if he bites you, would you turn into a vampire? It doesn't matter, he just wants to mark you.
★ Could you shine a light on it for him while he reads?
Part 3 here for you guys! >< Sorry to Avdol's fans for doing so little of him, I confess his part was pretty bad, and maybe Polnareff's too? Anyway, I'm sorry about that, I'm not very creative. I promise I won't take long to release part 4.
I was going to add Holly too, but I ran out of ideas. I hope you enjoyed it, little bat kisses! <3
