Making out with Polnareff before leaving your hotel
Joseph had yelled for you and Polnareff to come down for breakfast five minutes ago, yet you were still in your hotel room, locking lips with your sexy boyfriend.
Every day posed a new threat, and Polnareff was always ending up in abnormal, dangerous situations, you it only made sense for you to spend the last few minutes of safety you had kissing him silly before everyone's lives were put at risk.
His back pressed against the wall, Polnareff held you tight in his arms, kissing you with passion that was never to be found with anyone else. Soft moans traveled from his mouth to yours, the kiss growing messier with each passing second.
"Mon cherie..." he murmured, pulling away to stare into your eyes, his own glazed over with desire and lust. Polnareff brought one hand up to cup your jaw, bringing your lips back to his.
Arms around his neck, you pushed yourself impossibly deeper into him, savoring the sweet taste of his spit and the soft plush that were his lips.
Each swipe of Polnareff's tongue against your own sent sparks coursing through your veins. You feel them every time you kiss him, but it never gets old. How could it? Polnareff's such a sweet and gentle lover, one would have to be crazy to get bored with him.
"We... have to go, now." You pull away, breathless, a string of spit still connecting his lips to your own.
Polnareff sighs, his eyes holding a glimmer of sadness. Fear, too. Neither of you would dare to say it out loud, but one of the reasons you savored these kisses was because it could very well be the last.
"Right," he whispers, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead, "Let's go. Don't want to make the others upset."
The long awaited Jean Pierre Polnareff NSFW alphabet
Look, I'm sorry I can only write in hc form, and this covers all the bases.
Anyway I lub heeeiim...
x fem!reader, 18+, NSFW
one day I'll add pretty graphics to these but right now I'm just throwing these at you.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
So very cuddly, sappy, clingy. Come lay on his chest, press your nose to his, share a cigarette. He loves a smoke after sex, especially if you'll reciprocate, sitting up with the duvet across your chests, talking so sweetly. He's especially affectionate for the rest of the day if he gets to have you early in the morning.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's pretty pleased with his whole image, but, we all know how much he likes that hair of his, and how big of a deal it would be to let you not only touch it but eventually rough it up in bed.
He's a butt guy, a boob guy, a waist guy, a leg guy, a face guy etc etc, he's not all that picky and can find just about any body part sexy. Though, there is always something to be said about kneading on flesh, squeezing something soft and sweet. Canonically has an affinity for "cute" features, which isn't extremely specific.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Zero pull out game, none, it all just comes on so fast! He really lets the orgasm wash over, and he reeaally wants to finish inside, he'll hold you flush to him, and all of those tense muscles loosen up. Doesn't want to just pull right out either, as long as he can keep you close, he will. And do be mindful, something about him gives the energy that he'd be reallll fertile and be way prone to accidentally getting someone pregnant.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Don't hate me but he's exactly the type to have kept a list of the people he's slept with and ratings of the sex, he would be mortified if you knew, the guys all know about it and don't care enough to say anything. The list is burned the day he tells you he loves you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Yeah, he pulls…sometimes, mostly. It's not that he's inexperienced, not even close, but it's not like he's fucking someone different everyday, he's just had quite a few relationships in the past. So, he's a really good lover but absolutely terrible at emotionally processing one night stands and that will pick at his bravado a little.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He's switching it up, picking a favorite sex position is impossible for him, torture just to think of putting any above the others. He love holding your leg to his chest, he loves holding your face in the crook of his neck, he loves seeing your ass bounce against his hips. There's too many good things about them all to possibly have a favorite.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's following your lead, he doesn't want to read the vibe wrong and mess this up. If you laugh, he'll laugh, if you're giving him serious bedroom eyes, he'll return the gaze.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
It's hard to tell whether his body hair is just really light, or if its there at all. Definitely doesn't shave it all off though, he keeps himself neat but he's got other things to spend his time doing (you know, like, his actual hair)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I've said it once, I will say it again, he puts the "romantic" in "hopeless romantic". If he knows you've got a little extra time together, he'll plan something so cheesy and cliche that it loops back around to being sexy and charming. Even the quickies are hot and intimate.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Sometimes he just can't resist getting his rocks off about you…sometimes it borders creepy (hot), like when you're in the shower, when he's up late thinking about you, and you're fast asleep. Later, during a more established relationship, he kinda just does it when you're just too busy, or when you're apart for long time.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Not terribly kinky! Of course, he'll do whatever you ask (with some firm limits). He's definitely into giving and receiving praise, PDA gets him a bit hot and bothered, too. He'll whisper dirty things to you when everyone's just out of ear-shot, let his hand wander from your lower back to your ass, kiss you for just a little too long. This is, only if it's not making you uncomfortable, he's respectful !! (at least to you, he is)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
A soft bed really is hard to beat, but if we're being honest, he can throw down anywhere two bodies can meet. Won't fuck you anywhere gross, we know his standards are high, he's not letting any nastiness into this moment with you,,,
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Just the smallest things will get into that mind of his and not leave him alone. You smell nice today, you look cute when you sleep, you covered in some asshole stand user's blood, your hair blowing when the window is rolled down. It's not just looks either, the conversation makes up a big chunk of tension.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Not into hurting you, that's not his style, saves all that for outside of the bedroom. VERY hard no on choking don't even press the question. Would probably give slaps on the ass, if you're insistent, he might leave a hand mark. That's as far as pain would go, though, he's just too nice.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Very, very skilled, could do this all day, would do this all day if permitted. Sit. On. His. Faaaace!! His hands are running all over you the whole time, gripping, cradling, this is still a full body experience. He'd be more than grateful for head in return, he'll guide you by the hair, sweet and never too tight, but a little self indulgent.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Versatile, whatever you want, he's simply happy to please you. If you don't have any specific request, he'll almost always start slow and work his way up to drilling into you like it's the last time he's going to.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Of course he'd be down for a quickie, how mischievous! He thinks its super hot to fuck you under a skirt with your panties pulled to the side. 100% you have gotten very sternly scolded for sneaking off to canoodle while the other's got their shit kicked in.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
If you seem excited, he can get excited, but, risk in his life is kind of different than it would be for most. The riskiest thing he wants is sex in one of the cars, maybe while everyone's asleep in the hotel, but, at the same time, he doesn't want to have you both caught in a compromising position by an enemy stand user.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Depends on what he dealt with during the day, but generally decent, he does get tired, and as much as he wishes he could always push through it, if you're not satisfied after the rounds he provided, he'll be a bit bruised about it but will offer to make up for it in the morning. He lasts less and less time as he grows to love you more.. (cutie)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Such a brat about it, he totally lets the toys bruise his ego. He's got all you need right here, on his person, and you've got everything he needs. He's overthinking it, do you think he could be doing more? Do you what something different? He's sensitive and kinda boyish…
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is actually such a tease, he loves to get you all riled up, especially in little subtle ways in public or around everyone else. Just, little tiny things he knows make you all flustered. He's a major tease in the bedroom, too, but he's easier to coax when you can withhold.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
A talker! Sweet talking, dirty talking, teasing, even when you need to be quiet, he's still whispering such dirty things to you. Never degrading, but he's good at talking down at you just a little bit
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If you're sharing a room with a mirror, you're gettin fucked in front of the mirror, he would totally love to watch himself, and watch you. He encourages you to look when you're feeling shy or burying your face in the sheets.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Now that top is pretty tight so we know what's going on abdomen-wise. I think we often neglect to mention that absolute bubble butt. That double cheeked, all natty wagon he's draggin. But! I know we want to talk dick, he's tall and broad so it's safe to say it's at least proportionate, probably like 7 in and thick, cut. Pale pink… vein that runs along the bottom, intimidating at full mast… (checks over my shoulder while I write this alone at home)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Literal canon yearning, The Yearner. He's easy to turn on and has terrible impulse control, it starts to border an emotional pang. Prone to getting a little whiny when he's having to control himself for too long.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Kind of the opposite! It's like a recharge, the rush of dopamine doesn't end with a big crash. He's feeling great now, this is why he prefers a morning session. Unless!! You push him for as many rounds as he can give, just really tucker him out.
yum anyway this is unedited bc….. i dont want to do that, sorry LOL
