Jul 22, 2018
{d&d party aesthetics}: poltak, helm-splitter of clan nos niboraii
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{d&d party aesthetics}: poltak, helm-splitter of clan nos niboraii
Don't worry, people of this realm, I will do a save of you.
Poltak (goliath fighter), about a second before the Indiana Jones theme started playing during his turn
Ashley: Astraea, why are you dying, Jesus Christ?!
DM: Pissing off someone else's god, wow!
Poltak: HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IN VAIN.
Would his bare hands do more damage than his penis? Who knows.
Poltak/Paul (goliath fighter)
How about I double class in psychology?
Poltak/Paul, on our party’s high number of members with PTSD
Ashley: Why not just throw the backpack?
Poltak: But that would be less heroic.
Poltak: These guards are pains in my assholes.
Astraea: Multiple assholes????
Poltak: You're from the 'hood.
Theren: I'm from the WOOD.