&Team Poly Headcanons
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Cuddle Chaos
There is no such thing as personal space during movie nights. The living room transforms into a mountain of blankets, pillows, and limbs.
K is the designated movie selector (mostly safe choices), but Fuma always tries to sneak in horror just to watch Taki cling to someone, usually Yuma, who pretends to be brave but is equally terrified.
Maki always brings snacks he carefully arranged, only for Jo to immediately mess it up digging for the “good” popcorn.
You’ll be cuddled somewhere in the middle, sandwiched between Harua and Nicholas most of the time because they refuse to let you go.
Eventually, it’s a full-on cuddle pile, with someone always half-asleep on someone else’s chest, shoulder, or lap. The movie usually ends without anyone noticing because K, the last one awake, turns it off and throws another blanket over everyone.
Kiss Chaos
It always starts with something simple. You kiss K on the cheek before heading to the kitchen and then suddenly…
“Wait, why does K get one first?” Nicholas complains, arms outstretched like a child.
You kiss him too, and immediately Jo jumps in: “I want one too!”
Next thing you know, it’s a full-on kiss storm.
Yuma pulls you gently into a warm hug and presses a kiss to your forehead. EJ demands one on the nose “because it’s cute,” and Taki tries to get one while also being crushed under everyone else.
Harua is shy about asking, so he lingers until you notice him and cup his face for a soft kiss. He always goes red.
Maki ends it by pulling you in for a real kiss, just long enough to make everyone groan and shout, “HEY! No fair!”
It’s the most chaotic but love-filled mess of affection ever.
Culinary Chaos
The kitchen becomes a war zone every time more than two people are in it.
Maki and K try to lead things calmly, with emphasis on try. They delegate roles like a military operation: “Fuma, you chop vegetables. Taki, stir the sauce. Nicholas, no, put the oil down.”
EJ and Jo are the biggest disasters. Once, they tried to cut an avocado and ended up Googling “How to avocado???” (Had to bring it up but with a twist)
Yuma once mistook salt for sugar and confidently said, “It’ll even out in the oven.” It did not.
Harua is great at organizing but not much of a cook; he likes setting the table prettily, though.
You’re usually somewhere between helping and refereeing, sneaking spoonfuls of whatever’s ready and helping Jo clean up the flour “accident” (he swears it wasn’t him).
Despite the chaos, dinner always ends up tasting amazing, mostly because everyone’s laughing and eating together, and that’s what makes it perfect.
Crowd Chaos
During concerts, you’re hidden in the audience or backstage, and they know you’re there.
When you cheekily blow a kiss toward the stage, at least three of them react immediately.
Fuma misses a step in the choreo. Harua turns bright red but keeps smiling. EJ smirks at the crowd to play it off.
Nicholas mouths stop it with a grin while Taki waves like he’s waving to a fan (but it’s absolutely you).
Later, K scolds the group jokingly, “At this rate, you’re going to fall off stage from blushing so hard.”
Interview Chaos
Interviewer: “Do you all have someone at home that you miss when you are away?”
Taki: “Yeah! We have, uh, a part-. I mean, a hamster! We call it, Y/N. Wait, no”
The rest of the members scramble to cover it up, Fuma laughing loudly while K says, “It’s an inside joke. Our imaginary pet hamster.”
The fans are suspicious, especially when Nicholas adds, “Yeah, it bites,” and Harua hides behind a water bottle.
On-Stage Chaos
Nicholas loves sneaking winks or little heart hands your way during performances. He says it’s “for the fans,” but he looks directly at where you are.
Maki subtly sings certain lyrics in your direction, and K always spins toward your side of the audience when there’s a romantic line.
EJ throws smirks your way when the choreo gets intense.
Jo once pulled a flower from a prop and tossed it in your direction, making it look random. It wasn’t.
Backstage, Taki beams when you meet eyes. Harua can’t stop smiling for ten minutes straight after.
Birthday chaos
Birthdays are group missions. Everyone contributes something, a handmade gift, a letter, a (badly performed) song, or a special dinner.
K plans the schedule like a general. “Nicholas, you distract them. Harua, you’re on cake duty. Jo, don’t eat the frosting before it’s on the cake this time.”
Each member gives their own private moment with you, one-on-one time to celebrate how much you mean to them.
Taki writes little notes and hides them around the house for you to find. Jo records a silly voice message you play on loop.
Maki bakes something intricate with K’s help, while Fuma gets you a charm bracelet with little initials of the group.
EJ insists on serenading you, but gets interrupted halfway by Yuma crashing in with confetti and yelling, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!!”
No matter who’s birthday it is, yours or theirs, the night always ends the same way: group cuddles, cake crumbs on shirts, laughter, and love so strong it’s almost unfair.
Anniversary chaos
Since you can’t go public, anniversaries are quiet, private, and ridiculously romantic.
One year, Nicholas recreated your first group hangout in the living room with matching clothes and playlists.
Another year, they each wrote a letter and Maki strung them into a handmade photo book.
The group keeps a secret group chat where they plan surprises together (you caught Jo looking very suspicious once and he said, “I’m… watching a cat video.”)
They do little things all week: Harua making your tea in the morning, EJ picking up your favorite snacks, Yuma letting you win at Mario Kart (probably).
At the end of it all, there’s always a whispered, “Thank you for loving all of us,” and nine pairs of arms wrapping around you tightly.
Live chaos
It started off innocent: Fuma, Jo, and EJ were casually live on Weverse, answering fan questions and showing snacks.
You, completely unaware, walked into the room behind them and said, “Babe, did you see where I put my-”
Silence
EJ’s eyes widen. Jo coughs violently into a pillow. Fuma blurts, “THAT WAS…uh. K’s voice. He’s being weird again.”
Someone (Jo) yells offscreen: “STOP MOCKING OUR VOICES, K!”
Meanwhile, you duck behind the counter in horror and crawl out like a guilty cat.
The fans immediately pick up on the voice: “That… that wasn’t any of the members??”
Comments flood the stream: “WHO WAS THAT??” “New staff?” “That sounded too soft to be K LMAO.” “Was that a girl or maybe another guy????” “They totally called someone babe?!?!”
The guys try to recover, badly. EJ starts singing, Jo opens chips, Fuma nervously mumbles about “our… vocal coach??”
They end the live early with a lot of sweating and forced laughter.
Later, you all agree: new rule, check the schedule board before entering the room.
But in the group chat that night, they’re teasing you nonstop: “Your debut as the 10th member was iconic,” – Nicholas “I’ll make your mic prettier next time,” – Yuma “So when’s your fan meet?” – Jo
Let’s just say that a poly relationship with &Team is nothing short of chaos, but it’s full of love, a lot of love, perhaps more than one can handle.
