Best dads||D.M/H.P
Summary: your husbands Hogwarts rivalry never went fully away and now they compete as dads
After you had the twins James and scorpius the competition between your husbands started up again
You were breastfeeding James as scorpius was asleep beside you as your husbands were quietly fighting
"I can so change a diaper faster then you." Draco says and Harry looks over shocked
"In your dreams Malfoy." Harry says and you sigh as Draco smirks
"I mean I see y/n in my dreams all the time so yes a Malfoy is in my dreams." Draco says and you chuckle at that it was cute but well your also a potter as you married them both
"I'm also a potter tho isn't that why I hyphened Malfoy and potter for my last name when we got married." You say and Draco sighs as he pretends to look annoyed when he wasn't really but he's in competition mode with Harry, so he fakes his old I hate Harry Potter and everything to do with him like in Hogwarts "Oh right Draco you both were fighting about changing diapers please do go on." You say and anything to be able to nap more, and hey the competitions are great tired mom you gets to sleep more
"Oh right thank you y/n, now potter come at me let's go see who is the better diaper changer loser." Draco says and Harry nods
"Ok winner gets y/ns affection for a week and the other doesn't." Harry says and you shake your head
"No winner gets the prize of changing more diapers then the other and a kiss on the cheek." You say and Harry shrugs
"Fine." Harry says not that pleased but pleased enough to not give up, like he would have anyways
"Okay and I'll change Scorpius, you can change James we have to change the diaper under a minute or else we lose and it has to be flawless." Draco says and Harry nods
"Okay deal." Harry says and Draco and Harry shake on it as you sigh this is going to be a long week
These rivalries you thought they would abandoned it when you got with them both but well no, they first always had little rivalries first it came with sex always towards you of course, but then they got over it now it's with the twins which hopefully they will get over it eventually, maybe? Well one day they will hopefully
You hope the twins won't have to deal with their fathers fighting about which one can get them to the Hogwarts train quicker then the other
But right now as babies it works perfectly so you can rest but as they get older you will stop them more
"Ah seems they both need a diaper change now." You say as you could smell scorpius from here and he was in a basket on the ground gosh it smells terrible
Draco and Harry take their twin they choose and smirked at each other
"May the best dad win."
