OK, new idea for a Deltarune AU! I call it: Kris Has A Gun!!!
It’s the exact same as my world Deltarune fallen below except I have a gun.
right at the start, I ripped the player out and shoot them dead. This somehow fixes literally everyone’s problems. December is fine now. Rudy is healthy again. While, mom and dad aren’t back together. They’re on good terms now, and mom isn’t dating the fucking bone man. he left town. Carol is nice now. My desired poly forms. Sock actually gets brave enough to ask out Tuffet. everyone’s home lives are great now. Darkners can enter the light world freely. and every other bad thing is now fixed.
All because I had a gun and shot the player so dead they couldn’t come back.
For all the horny bitches who didn't want to choose~
SMUT!!! So much smut!
[Previous chapter]
[Lauda's ending]
[Zemo's ending]
The special ending
You turned to the tent beside you and walked inside. The smile remained present on your lips as you made your way over to the buffet table. You picked up a plate and began to pick at the options.
Both Zemo and Lauda were confused. They hadn't accounted for the fact you wouldn't choose one of them. Their time with you had been so special and wonderful, they were sure you would fall for one of them.
They look at each other and come to a silent agreement. Both men push off where they had been meaning and make their way toward the tent. They say nothing as they enter together, only Niki stands back as Helmut walks over to you. He places a hand on your back and leans in close, not caring who sees.
"What are you playing at, draga?" He asks, keeping his voice quiet.
"You want me to choose."
"Yes. Me or him. Unless, you choose neither. A heads up would have been nice. Was our time together not good enough?"
"It was amazing, but I'm not going to choose."
Zemo casts a glance at Lauda before grabbing your arm firmly and guiding you out of the tent. Niki follows behind. Zemo takes you to a secluded spot and both men stand in front of you.
"So, no one?" Lauda asks, heart aching at the thought.
You cross your arms and look at them both.
"How am I suppose to choose? It's not fair I fell in love with two of my professors. You've both been amazing, and the sex has been really good," you grin, "but you can't expect me to choose."
They look at each other and then at you.
"Then what do you want?" Zemo asks, not willing to just give up. You were the most amazing person he had ever known and he didn't want to let that go.
"Both of you or none of you."
Lauda shook his head softly, his curls bouncing with the movement. "No way."
You frown. "Then, neither of you."
Helmut clenched his jaw. He looked at Niki who looked just as unhappy. If they don't do something, they'll lose you for good.
"Then I am fine with this arrangement," Zemo said, looking at Lauda.
Niki looks up at Helmut.
"Are you serious? We can't stand each other!" He hissed.
"Only when we are competing over the one person we hold dear. If the only other option is be civil and share, then I don't see the issue. Just another person to love and spoil," Helmut smirked.
Niki seemed taken back by that, but he wasn't saying anything. This indicated to you that he didn't hate that idea.
Maybe they actually kind of like each other?
You look at Lauda and take a step closer to him. You reach out and take his hand, bringing it your lips. His eyes watch you as you kiss his fingers delicately.
"Please, Niki. I don't want to choose."
Zemo comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you. You do not take our gaze away from Lauda. You keep a hold of his hand and look at him.
Niki doesn't want to lose you.
He nods.
Zemo grins as he lowers his head near your ear. He eyes are also cast upon Niki.
"Let us show our darling Y/N exactly what they're getting into," he practically growls into your ear.
Niki runs his tongue across his bottom lip as he takes hold of your hand and began to pull you away. Zemo laughs and follows.
They take you far from the celebrations and back toward the university. The halls are pretty much empty now, so there is no one to see you with your former professors. Niki takes you to his office. His desk is empty now, everything packed away in his car.
"One last fuck on the desk?" You ask, smiling at him.
Niki closes in on you and captures your lips against his. His hold is far from gentle, but you're not going to complain. You love it when Niki is hungry for your affection.
Those long fingers of his work on undressing you, but when it comes to your underwear, Zemo steps in.
"Allow me," he grins.
Niki turns you around to face Zemo. You smile at him as he leans in close and kneels down. His fingers hook under the waistband and begin to pull them down. His fingers grace your skin softly, teasing you for what's to come.
Your legs tingle where he touched you.
Now, completely bare to them, you turn back to Niki. Lauda wastes no time attaching his lips to your neck as his hands wander across the span of your body. His large hands are warm against your skin.
So focused on Niki and what he was doing, you jumped slightly when Zemo's own hands snaked around your body from behind. His fingers trailed down, down, down.
You gasp sharply.
While Niki's hands had come up to caress your chest and neck, Zemo's hands were busy down south. His fingers worked their magic, like he had done so many times before.
Zemo chuckles in your ear.
Niki chuckles against your skin.
Barely begun and you were already putty in their hands. Both of these men knew you inside and out. They knew what you liked, what you loved. Now that you were receiving attention from both of them, you were in utter and complete bliss.
You were unable to keep focusing on what Niki was doing when Helmut was curling his fingers like that. His lips were trailing along the back of your neck, causing all hairs to stand on end. A shiver ran down your spine. Zemo chuckles softly.
You tip your head back, allowing Niki better angles to leave his mark. Zemo presses kisses to your temple as his fingers continue their pleasuring. There's a slight buckle in your knees, but both men have such a good hold on you, you aren't going anywhere.
One of your hands rise up to Zemo, settling on his neck, fingers brushing the hair at the base of his neck. The other settles on Lauda's shoulder as he begins his decent, kissing down your chest, your stomach, all the way down between your legs.
Helmut removes his fingers from down there to allow Niki's mouth to take over.
Oh God!
Your fingers bury themselves into his curls, tugging. That riles him up. His nips at you, not so gently, causing you to tug a little more. Zemo chuckles against your neck, knowing you were enjoying what Lauda was doing to you.
Niki uses his tongue on you. Your eyes screw shut as you lean back against Helmut, relying totally on him to keep you up as Niki satisfies you. You can't hold back any more.
Niki licks his lips as pulls away and looks up at you. His lips curl into a mug grin, his eyes glistening with amusement.
"You taste wonderful, Maus."
You can't form any thoughts as you look at him with half lidded eyes.
"My turn?" Zemo asks, whispering.
You nibble at your lower lip as you find your strength to turn around and face him. His hands remain on you as he looks you up and down.
"What are you going to do?" Niki asks, licking at his lips again. He can still taste you.
"Oh, I was thinking more about what they can do for me."
You glance down as his hands leave you, fingers working away at his belt buckle. He didn't need to day any more as you knelt down and took over. He grins down at you as you pull his belt away, undoing his trousers, and freeing him from the confines of his clothing.
You wrap your hand around him as soon as his cock his free. You grin as you tease him lightly with your fingers first.
Niki Lauda watches.
Helmut struggles to keep his hands at his sides as you have your fun with him. When you take him in your mouth, he really can't hold back any more. Much like you did for Niki, he buries his fingers in your hair. He tugs just as you did.
You moan against him. The vibrations of the moan turning him on even further. You can feel him twitch in your mouth.
Niki needs to do something.
That something is undressing from the waist down to satisfy himself. He never expected to get off to seeing you pleasure Zemo, but it was certainly a sight to see.
Helmut catches his eyes and smirks.
"Like what you see?"
You hum against his dick, your way of asking what he was on about. You don't get a response. Zemo just tugs a little harder at your hair.
You suck him off a little further, taking him a little deeper.
Niki wraps a hand around his own cock, unable to hold back. He keeps his eyes trained on what you were doing to Zemo. You've done that plenty of times to him, but watching you do it someone else, someone he is suppose to hate, it does things to him.
You take Zemo as deep as you can, he let's you do this for a bit, but he knows he'll be close to coming if he let's you go on for too long. He's not about to have you bring him over the edge just yet. Before he can pull out of your mouth, Lauda serves as a distraction for you to let go of him yourself.
Niki cums over his hand.
You turn away from Zemo to face Lauda. You lick your own lips, much like Niki had done after his taste of you.
"Let me help," you say, shuffling away from Helmut to Niki.
Niki's chest rises and falls as you lick along his cock. You clean him up with your tongue, tasting him. His eyes, however, are on Helmut.
Helmut grins at Niki.
A shudder runs through Niki as you clean him up. When you're done, you stand. You lean in close and kiss him. Niki's hands settle on you as he kisses you back.
Zemo comes up behind you, his aching cock poking at you as he wraps his arms around you.
You glance back behind you to look at Helmut.
"I want Niki first. I feel bad for leaving him out of that."
Helmut grins.
"Why don't we both show him a good time? Hm?" He looks at Niki as he says that.
"What are you implying, Zemo?" Niki asks, looking at him with suspicion.
Helmut comes up behind Niki and has him bend forward a little bit. He presses into him a little.
You smile at Niki as you caress his face.
"Are my boys going to fuck for me?"
"Your boys?" Niki asks.
"Yes, my boys."
You plant a kiss to Niki's forehead as Zemo takes his distraction as an opportunity to enter him.
Lauda gasps, but you swallow most of it by kissing him. You smile against his lips as Zemo pulls out, then thrusts back into him. Slowly.
Niki clings to you.
You wrap your arms around him and make a fuss over him as Helmut fucks him to kingdom come. Helmut was going to make this man feel as good as he made you feel.
You smirk at Helmut as he grinned at you.
"How are you holding up?" You ask him, knowing you brought him pretty close before.
"I think I can manage."
You chuckle.
"Are you going to cum for Niki?" You ask, eyeing him with a smirk.
Zemo gives a violent thrust into Niki.
"Would you like me to?"
You look down at Niki, holding his face in your hands. Niki's glazed eyes gaze at you.
"Would you like him to?" You ask him.
"Do it," he snarls at Zemo.
Niki keeps a tight hold on you as Zemo picks up his pace. He has definitely fucked you like this before. You know exactly how Lauda is feeling right now.
The sound of both men moaning simultaneously turned you on even more than you already were.
Both Lauda and Zemo cum together.
You grin as Zemo pulls out of Lauda. Niki takes a second to sort himself out for a moment. Next thing you know Niki has you turned around and bent over like Zemo had him.
"Your turn, Maus."
You push back against him, wanting him inside you. Zemo took a hold of Lauda from behind, resting his face near his ear. He was giving Niki the same treatment he was giving you.
You were all the same here. You loved both of them just as much as the other. Perhaps they didn't hate each other quite as much as they seemed. Especially after that.
Niki thrusts himself into you. Helmut grins as you moan. Niki grunts, both as the sensation of you around his dick, and the hold Zemo had on him.
The rhythm he has is perfect. You're a little surprised by his momentum after taking such a fucking from Zemo, but Lauda has the stamina to give you what you want, what you deserve.
You have to support yourself against the desk. Niki's thrusts are so hard and intense, you wouldn't be surprised if it was enough force to move the desk.
Quiet doesn't exist in this room any more.
Your moaning, Niki's grunting, Helmut's chuckles. That's all there was in the room.
You scrape your nails against the hard wood of the desk. Niki was buried so deep in you, you can't think straight. Zemo was still caressing Lauda from behind, kissing along his shoulder. He was enjoying the sounds you were making.
Niki wasn't sure he would be able to hold on for much longer. Zemo was already working him up a lot, plus he was so deep in you, he was sure he was going to cum soon.
He just really wanted to pleasure you.
And he was.
The only thought you could grasp was how much you loved these two.
Niki is the perfect angle. Just a little more and you'll have to let go. You can't hold on much longer. You needed to cum all over him, and he, deep in you.
You wouldn't have it any other way.
Zemo leaves Niki to come around the other side of the desk. He sits against it, cradling your face in his hands.
"Let go for him, darling."
Apparently that's all you needed to hear. Lauda's grasp on you tightens. You can only look up at Zemo as you ride out your orgasm. Moments later, Niki cums with you.
Arms snake around you as lips Pepper your warm skin with little kisses. Helmut caress your hair and face gently, smiling softly at you.
An empty feeling takes over when Niki pulls out, but Helmut is quick to pull you into his embrace against the desk. He kisses your forehead softly. Niki takes a moment to gather himself before he comes a little closer and joins you both. You become sandwiched between them.
"Does this work for you?" Zemo asks, eyes on the other man.
"I suppose it does."
Helmut grins.
"And you?" He asks, looking at you.
You smile.
"This is perfect," you whisper, grabbing onto each of them with an arm, just wanting to keep them close to you.
They pamper you for a moment.
Niki plants a kiss to your temple just before speaking, "perhaps we should make our leave now. We have much to discuss from here and we don't want to get caught, do we?"
You shake your head.
Both men dress themselves, the pair insisting on helping you. You let them fuss over you.
When you were sure you were all ready, you all left the office. No one would know any different. You had gone ahead, agreeing to meet at Niki's car. Both of them turned up shortly after one another and you all got in.
This is the future you wanted.
How were you ever suppose to choose one over the other when both of them made you feel so special. They loved you, and you loved them.
Yugito didn’t think she would admit it out loud, but an unfaltering corner of her heart already knew the uncomfortable truth. If fate was a tapestry, Sakura was a gash through thread work and Yugito was a tangle.
“Will you be the one that fixes me?” Yugito whispered to the space between them.
-A Confluence of Stars
So wait if only a few polly relationships would actually work in the ssll fic. Dose this mean I'll never get the ending where the land lady says fuck it I can't choose. Gotta catch em all? I'm just hopeful for one large family/harem ending in which everyone has to learn how to share. XD
Don’t worry; that’s just right now. By the end of the journey, everyone’s going to be closer and (hopefully) have learned to put their differences aside. I promised a big harem ending as something that’s possible, and I meant it. xP
Although the ending I have in mind is super nsfw, but I’ll post a safe version on the main fic.
The end’s so far away, though. Just leave it to Future Tortoise to work out all the kinks.
