poly nerdy prudes headcanon that steph is the kinda girlfriend who loves dragging her partners around victoria’s secret to shop with her but exactly none of her partners can be normal about it.
richie is bright red and knocking racks over in his efforts to not be in anyone’s way.
pete’s so nervous his glasses are fogging up and he apologizes to every woman in the store he accidentally looks at for more than 0.2 seconds.
grace is praying under her breath and sneaking looks at the scantily clad model posters and then praying faster.
ruth is, surprisingly, the best one to bring, but she’s a little too into it. she thinks steph should buy literally everything she tries on and insists steph tries on the raciest, sluttiest, least comfortable lingerie she can find.
…but jokes on her, bc once steph does an uno reverse and starts suggesting cute lingerie ruth could wear, suddenly ruth is hiding her face in steph’s shoulder and whining way too loud that she’s being targeted.
steph loves bringing her partners with. they make it so much more fun! the workers do not agree.