#lautschitz

[arkrow]

[diesuckersdie]

I have decided to make it my mission to spread Steph x Richie ( lautschitz? Richanie?? Stechie— okay maybe not that one) propaganda!

May thy will be done on tumblr as it is in the black and white or however that saying goes💚💙

[thedepthsof]

Oh, to have a summer evening at Miss Retro’s 😔

💚 💙 Hope you enjoy💛💚

[selkiemaidenfae]

i’ve been a lautski girl since my friends first showed me npmd, but lautschitz has been growing on me a lot and i think it’s bc of how messy they’d be.

like. it’s canon that all three nerdy prudes had crushes on steph pre-canon and my boy richie is no exception.

and yet!

he’s easily the least friendly towards her in the group. he's reluctant to include her in anything, scoffs at the idea that she might stick around, doesn't ever try to be alone with her, and basically just barely tolerates her newfound presence in his life.

and obviously he dies before they can get too deep into it, but i think that would drive steph absolutely insane.

steph is used to people tripping over themselves to get close to her. she's popular, she's gorgeous, she's the mayor's daughter! literally every single other person she knows wants to be her friend so bad.

except, for no reason she can figure out, for richie.

he hides his laugh when she makes jokes. he flinches at the same casual touches pete and ruth cuddle into. he’s a little too biting when they’re snarking back and forth, like he can’t tell if she’s kidding or not.

and then it somehow gets more confusing bc people keep telling her that richie actually likes her.

pete assures her that richie is always rlly happy when she shows up to movie nights. ruth jokes about shipping them. steph meets richie’s uncle paul and he tells her that it took months to clock that his nephew and his coworker’s brother were best friends, but her name started popping up as soon as she joined the group.

and she’s like “tf you mean? he barely talks to me.”

steph is pacing her room like a haunted detective always one step behind a criminal mastermind, trying to figure out what the hell is going on with this nerd. meanwhile richie’s like “wow, i sure do like steph. too bad she can never know.”

[finnthepartyboy]

ah the appeal of putting two chronically online (in different ways) characters together, how joyous

(talking about Steph and Richie)

[thelazyeye]

You Make Me A Maniac (But We Don't Know)

Rating: E

Preview:

But quite possibly the worst form of torture she’s ever endured is being assigned a fuck-ass partner project with the worst person known to mankind in senior year English of all classes.

Especially when that partner is a world-class nerd who would rather self-flagellate himself than accept one failed assignment.

Especially when that nerd in question is Richard fucking Lipschitz.

Read It Here

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

lautschitz (stephanie lauter/richie lipschitz) from the hatchetfield universe

i ship it!

i feel neutral about it

i don't ship it

i don't know the characters

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[diesuckersdie]

Here, have some lautschitz! 💙💚