Jan 2, 2023
is the world ready for poly rev set cowboys yet
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is the world ready for poly rev set cowboys yet
Why, why is it that whenever I search something like 'poly hamilsquad' or 'poly!rev set' or anything like that I either get
x Burr
or
x Reader
Like No! no thank you! like, I'm not shaming you if you enjoy x Reader fics but they're just like! Not For Me! and like 90% of the time they're smut and i just Cannot Do Smut! and like honestly I don't particulary ship Burr with anyone!
Just like please, give me some good, domestic fluff, please or like just general fluff, I'll even take angst! just, not this please.
Angsty poly hamilsquad moodboard?
Here you are!
{Requests are open!}
{Guidelines}
poly rev set and horror games please
The room was dark. The four hadn’t flipped a single light on, and the sun was down, so their bedroom was pitch black with only the glare of the screen illuminating them.
“It’s coming… I can hear its footsteps…” John whispered.
“What? Where?” Alex asked, voice hushed.
“What is it, John, mon cher?” Laf murmured, watching the game move through dark, fantastical hallways.
“I think…” John swallowed grimly, “I think it’s-”
“AHHHH, OH MY GOD, THERE HE IS, THERE HE IS, IT’S PYRAMID HEAD, FUCK ME UP!” Hercules screamed, causing Alex to almost faint.
“I SEE HIM, MON DIEU!” Laf screeched along with his boyfriend, clutching at his chest and jumping to crouch on his chair like a monkey.
“HE SAW US… SHIT, SHIT, HE SAW US!” Alex yelped, furiously mashing a key.
“GO, GO-!” Herc fell backward out of his chair.
“NOT THAT WAY, THE NURSES!” Laf shrieked, pointing and bringing a dramatic hand up to his forehead.
“HE’S FOLLOWING US!” John shouted, shaking Alex.
“WHAT?” Alex replied, panicking and pulling his hair out.
“He’sfuckingcomingwe’refuckingdeadohmygod-”
Herc shot back up, knocking Laf forward onto the keyboard. This, thankfully, brought them down a scary hole into a scary tunnel, as luck would have it, and Alex nodded.
“Okay, good… no one can get us down here.”
“Except for that giant fucking incubus,” John pointed out.
“Somebody do something,” Laf whispered, draping himself over his boyfriends lengthwise. Alex scowled.
“You’re distracting us!”
“Nah, he’s oka-” John began to see, then looked over to see Herc and Laf already making out over Alex’s lap. “Man, if you guys keep makin’ noises like that, I’mma have to join in…”
“Guys, PYRAMID’S BACK!” Alex screamed.
“wHA-” Herc looked up, hitting his head on the desk. Laf scrambled up too, watching the screen.
“Oh my god, he’s out for blood,” John mumbled.
“Let’s give him a piece of us,” Laf growled, and tried something… that got them killed. He blinked twice, and sighed. “Merde, we should have played Five Night’s At Freddy’s.”
“Yeah, dumb game,” Herc commented.
“Pretty lame, yeah,” John chuckled.
“What the fuck are you saying?” Alex admonished, then suddenly, the computer died, leaving them in complete darkness.
“Uhh… guys?” John swallowed.
“This is extremely inopportune,” Laf commented.
“Did the power just full on go out?” John asked.
“It would appear that way,” Hercules nodded. They all stayed silent, until Alex finally pushed himself up.
“Alright, you pussies. I’ll go and find the power sw-”
Suddenly, there were four loud bangs in the apartment, and the four screamed their heads off, jumping into their king sized bed. Herc laid back, opening his arms so all of them could cuddle in, and Laf quickly tossed the covers over them as they all shivered in terror.
“W-we’re gonna get attacked by the nurses,” John breathed, curling into Herc’s chest. Laf took his hand, eyebrows knitting.
“Not if we don’t move, mon chou… quiet as a mouse…”
“Y’know, we didn’t have men with pyramids as heads in the caribbean,” Alexander commented, but his boyfriends all put a hand over his mouth as they continued to hide in silence.
Outside apt 217′s door in the hallway, Burr, their neighbour, stood in his nightgown and slippers, knocking on the door again.
“Hey, assholes! It’s the middle of the night! I know you don’t sleep, but I have work at 6, so shut the hell up with the screaming, unless you’re being murdered!” As he turned away, the grumpy lawyer considered this. “And if you are being murdered, don’t come to me for help.”
“Oh my god,” Alex’s eyes widened, listening to the distant voice. “BURR’S PYRAMID HEAD.”
“MAKES SENSE-”
“MIND BLOWN-”
“HOLY FUCK-”
“Let’s go break into his apartment and set all the tortured souls free.”
John blinked at him. “Real talk, though- are you drunk?”
By now, Hercules had fallen asleep. Laf was dozing, adding half-hearted encouragements to rob Burr, but Alexander and John temporarily postponed their plans of committing burglary to cuddle closer, trying their hardest not to think of monsters as they fell into a peaceful sleep with their boyfriends.
Hamilton to the British: We don’t want any trouble.
Lafayette: We don’t?
Laurens: Then what am I here for?
Hercules: Yeah, c’mon, let’s start some shit.
Hamilton:
Hamilton: Correction: we want trouble.
Anxious poly hamilsquad moodboard?
Here ya go! I wasn’t sure if you wanted me to include Aaron or not so I left him out of this one, hope that’s alright
{Requests are open!}