#poly star vs

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I want to propose an AU to you guys.

It’s called “Marco the monster lover”

And its... pretty much the same as the original series, except all of the main five (except marco) are monsters.

Jackie is a mermaid. And i mean a Shape of the Water kind of mermaid: scaly and slipery body, big pupiless eyes, three rows of teeth, etc.

Janna is a Vampire, full stop.

Star is a being of eldritch horror. Looks normal on the outside, but actually have twelve eyes, twelve pairs of wings, three pairs of arms, is always on fire, etc. Super pretty.

Tom look pretty much the same except bigger. Think 3 or 3 and a half meters tall, huge body, large tail, three pairs of horns, masive teeth, and four eyes always on fire. Such a hunk.

So marco is like a Harem protagonist, except there is no fighting among the lovers in this one. 

Everyone dates everyone AND Marco... even tho he doesn’t know if they love him or just want to eat him for dinner.

And he doesn’t care.

Thank you all for your time.

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I am bored (and a bit sad) so here are some headcanons for the Main Five in a Poly Relationship. (OT5!OT5!OT5!)

-During adventures, the roles are pretty simple: Tom is the Muscle, Jackie and Marco are the thinkers (and Marco doubles as muscle when they become adults), Janna is the face, the charming one that does the talking. And Star is the leader, and the glue that holds them together.

-Jackie, Star and Tom are big eaters. And i mean REALLY big eaters. They would eat anything on the table faster than Marco can cook it. Janna eats like a bird, so she just look at her friends/significant others devour everything in front of them.

-One day Marco has enough and drag Janna to the kitchen. “Cause if you are not eating, then help me cook!”, said Marco. Surprisingly, Janna was super into cooking.

-Except for Janna, they all love Love Sentence and Pop music in general. Janna prefers rock and Metal. Star likes rock a little bit. She and Janna probably go to interdimentional jams sometimes. Janna always drags Star into the Mosh Pit. They always leave it covered in bruises, but they love it.

-Tom, Star and Janna are romantics. They all love rom coms, valentine’s day, and all of that jazz.

-Janna has wrote a few poetries for her lovers. She wouldn’t dare reading them outloud. Luckily, Jackie knows where in her room she hides them.

-Dancing is a favorite for Star, Marco and Tom, but Jackie and Janna cant dance even if their lives depended on it. Of course they still go into the dance floor, just to see their partners happy. They are always a disaster. Nobody really cares.

-If we are talking movies, Jackie, Marco and Tom love Mad Max/Dystopian movies. Tom, Star and Janna love Rom Coms. Marco and Tom loves Action Films. Janna and (surprisingly) Marco loves Psychological Thrillers. And ALL of them ADORE Horror Movies... But for different reasons. While Marco, Jackie and Star are hugging and covering each other faces, Tom and Janna are laughing their asses of at the violence and death and stuff.

-I think the way the got together was this: Star came back to Mewni during Season 3, came back with Tom

. Marco never broke up with Jackie.

Jackie and Janna has always been best friends, and Janna confessed to her.

Jackie is with both Janna and Marco.

Star starts dating Janna, alongside Tom.

Marco goes back to Mewni, season 3 happens enterily, he became a Triad with both Star and Tom, but never broke with Jackie.

They all sit together one day, have a nice talk, and just decide to let things happen.

-Their favorite activity to do together? Watching films and cuddling.

-Janna got all of them but Star into smoking. They all hate it. Star specially, they are not allowed to smoke in front of her, its a rule.

God i love these 5 dorks.

What’s the name of this ship? I dont think there is one...

I ll just tag it as poly Star.