Pack member 1: the good thing about everyone in the pack sleeping together and none of us being able to keep a secret to save our lives is that we will know immediately if any of us gets chlamydia or something
Pack member 2: okay?
Pack member 1: the bad part is that I don’t know who’s laundry this is? Do I own a sweater this colour? Is this yours? Did I steal it from someone else? Did it get left in my room? I don’t know and it smells like everyone anyway so I can’t tell.









