Texts with my kid while I’m out of town for work (for reference, she got me a pop socket with a pineapple, the unofficial swinger symbol when turned upside down). At first I was weirded out. But then I thought, just maybe I’m winning at teaching my kid how to be a decent human being. She’s accepting of all people, and alternate lifestyles don’t even faze her. If you’re happy, she’s happy. And that’s the way it should be.










