#polymorph-naga

[probablybadrpgideas]

The evil dragon secretly likes the group and regularly tries to get their attention by alternating between acting like a bumbling dad and engaging in villainy on the level of holding the party’s socks hostage.

[wearemage]

"Tell us about your flannels, Alarin."

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date?

*empties half of his glass at once*

Well, there was this dragonborn mercenary… I didn’t even know it was supposed to be a date. He for sure was taking “escorting me” too seriously. I had to dump him in the woods at night and flee while casting some invisibility spells.

[wearemage]

"Archmage or Incantatrix?"

Archmage.

But I like both.

[wearemage]

"Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil or Guild Mage?"

Guild Mage.

[wearemage]

"Ah, let's see what else might rile him up. 'You gotta be born with magic because otherwise it's tantamount to stealing it'!"

“Stealing ? You adressed the wrong adventurer. We have an expert in this field and I do not even look like her.

What I am doing is different from stealing. I just take everything that will serve greater purposes than whatever other fools were about to do with all that magic.”

[wearemage]

Tracking down: "Druid magic is implicitly better than wizard magic because it's ~natural~!"

*Alarin’s annoying, high-pitched, voice*

“Of course ! Just lets burn down all the books and go to the woods so we can eat leaves and practice you full-ass organic “””magic”””. This one is so ridiculous I won’t even think about it.”

[jedimasterazeroth]

Carnelian.

carnelian:an art-related headcanon

She has no talent in the visual arts. Her talent lies more in writing and runes than sculptures and paintings.