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[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.
RACHEL ↔ SANTANA
[text]: Alright, not as mean as it could’ve been. Baby steps![text]: He WAS sexy though! Sure, he’s not the best dancer. But hey, not many guys would’ve given two girls a strip tease followed by a lap dance like that and you know it. He was awkward but I liked it.[text]: And you did too, even if you’re giving him hell. I saw the look in your face babe.
[MSG:] I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I’m telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS.
RACHEL ↔ SANTANA
[text]: Ah, see? He's not as bad as you say he is!! Even though I don't know how that happened. Now if you only stopped calling him names.[text]: I appreciate that you started out without me though, I know I insisted too much that you two need to get to know each other and you're probably just doing this to shut me up. But, thank you. I love you.
[TEXT]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
RACHEL ↔ SANTANA
[text]: Sure baby, keep telling that to yourself.[text]: I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you actually like him more than you're willing to admit, but I'm not going to tell him. Don't worry.[text]: So... was that a yes? Do I call Finn over tonight again?
[text] I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas
[text]: Well, you certainly look like her. Are you sure you're not turning into a Disney character? Minus the cursing, of course.
[text]: Actually, I don't think it would be a good idea, please don't turn into a Disney character.
[text] If blow jobs were a super power she’d be in the Justice League.
RACHEL ↔ SANTANA
[text]: Fine, I give in, that was funny. But I still think you shouldn't make fun of your co-workers babe, it's a little bit rude.[text]: Wait, how would you know anyway?[text]: Please don't answer with something about having a metaphorical penis and imagining how she'd suck it because that would be way too strange, even for you.[text]: I love you though, even if that was what you were going to answer. I'm making dinner tonight by the way! Do you want me to add some chicken in your pasta so it won't be too vegan for you? :)
