#polyfincheltana

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MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

RACHEL ↔ FINN ↔ SANTANA

[text]: I don’t know how you managed to convince Finn into this San, but I did not expect to read this message when I got added to this group.[text]: That being said, why do we keep trying this? I know sex in public places is supposed to be fun and kinky but all that it does is give me anxiety :([text]: And getting caught twice wasn’t fun even though we know none of those assistants are going to tell. Thank god that you’re the star of this movie, Finn.[text]: ... maybe if you guys come by my dressing room instead! It’s Broadway, no one get surprised by sex scandals and screams anymore. If we get caught, they’ll think it’s fine.

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[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

RACHEL ↔ SANTANA

[text]: Alright, not as mean as it could’ve been. Baby steps![text]: He WAS sexy though! Sure, he’s not the best dancer. But hey, not many guys would’ve given two girls a strip tease followed by a lap dance like that and you know it. He was awkward but I liked it.[text]: And you did too, even if you’re giving him hell. I saw the look in your face babe.

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“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

"Finn," she tilted her head to a side, smiling and then turning to Santana for support, chuckling when she saw her getting rid of her shirt already, "we didn't offer you this because we want just that, believe me she would've killed me if that was it." With a sigh, Rachel crawled closer on top of the mattress to him and reached to cup his face and pull him in for a kiss. "We like you, I... I like you, maybe Santana still has some warming up to do, but... we want this, we want you," she nodded, extending her hand to her girlfriend, missing her already, "it's not just sex, I swear."

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"along with the wooden table which he could use as a shield if she decided to attack him"

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[MSG:] I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I’m telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS.

RACHEL ↔ SANTANA

[text]: Ah, see? He's not as bad as you say he is!! Even though I don't know how that happened. Now if you only stopped calling him names.[text]: I appreciate that you started out without me though, I know I insisted too much that you two need to get to know each other and you're probably just doing this to shut me up. But, thank you. I love you.

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[MSG:] You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

RACHEL ↔ FINN

[text]: Well, in Santana's defense, it /was/ the closest thing to her. And I bought it, so it's kind of my fault. Plus she was very drunk by that time. I'm sorry, I know you didn't expect dinner to turn into a visit to the emergency room. [text]: But you're fine now and you'll be okay by the time we have the premiere! So it's okay!

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[TEXT]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

RACHEL ↔ SANTANA

[text]: Sure baby, keep telling that to yourself.[text]: I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you actually like him more than you're willing to admit, but I'm not going to tell him. Don't worry.[text]: So... was that a yes? Do I call Finn over tonight again?