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lopezwrites replied to your post:Stuff List: 3.21

who is playing who in this hudhudberry rp tho

I will play the twin if you want.

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[text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands.

TEXT MESSAGE TO: GIANT

And you have too much pathetic in your life, but you don’t see me pointing that out.  Why are you even texting me?  Don’t you have some Schuester Convention to get to?  Really, Finn, the sweater vests and clip-on ties are getting a bit much.

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[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.

TEXT MESSAGE TO: THE GIANT

Oh, shut up.  I told you that I’m not a fan of them and then you just go ahead and use them all the damn time.  They were bound to rub off on me. It’s not every week that I can go a whole seven days without breaking up with you, Beanstalk, so it’s something worth celebrating.

Besides.  You know that the poop one is my favorite, so you’re lucky that that only takes up half of them.

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[text] This is upsetting my poop.

RACHEL ↔ FINN

[text]: You're upsetting my poop. I know you're busy, but it's just this one thing![text]: Tell me if that's an appropriate dress for a date and stop being an asshole. I'll let you get back to your homework as soon as you answer.[text]: Wait... is Mercedes there? She just posted my tea cup.[text]: Nevermind, I'm buying the dress. Sorry for upsetting your poop and interrupting I guess. But just so you know, your mom bought that for me. Me. Rachel. 

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[MSG:] I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I’m telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS.

RACHEL ↔ SANTANA

[text]: Ah, see? He's not as bad as you say he is!! Even though I don't know how that happened. Now if you only stopped calling him names.[text]: I appreciate that you started out without me though, I know I insisted too much that you two need to get to know each other and you're probably just doing this to shut me up. But, thank you. I love you.

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[MSG:] Admittedly, your drunken blowjobs are FANTASTIC, but that’s not the point.

RACHEL ↔ FINN

[text]: You shouldn't have let me get drunk on the first place!!!!!!!!!!! I was supposed to be wine tasting for the wedding not getting drunk and giving you blowjobs!!!!!!!!!!![text]: Thank God Grace was asleep I don't want her to see me like that.[text]: Wait, you didn't drink anything, did you? Oh my gosh I'm taking wine out of the menu, we can't do this. I can't do this. What if I get drunk at the wedding? No. We can't. Champagne alone it is.

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[TEXT]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

RACHEL ↔ FINN

[text]: Do you know how long it's been since I've been able to eat a burrito without feeling guilty?! He WAS an angel.[text]: Thank you for that date by the way, I know this is hard for you but you're trying instead of pushing me away, and I appreciate that.

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leasofrp: #let's talk about his hands#i know this is about watches#but hot damn he had great hands

that man had the hands of a god