Legend of WELP! #29
Link: Ganon? Can I speak to you?
Ganon: No.
Link: ‘Kay, cool. It’s about Zelda. Lots of people online are writing all of these super cool stories where you and Zelda get together and it used to bother me because those comics are all so good! I got jealous because I thought these comic writers didn’t like me or something.
Ganon: . . . what?
Link: But the more I think about it, the more I realize that Nintendo has always given me dozens of potential love interests in every game I’ve been in! What with Ruto, Malon, Ilia, Peatrice, they’ve been really generous on that front.
Ganon: No, seriously, what did you say earlier?
Link: But Zelda... she only has me and you. And that really sucks. I mean, to be honest, neither of us deserve a woman as cool as Zelda, but we’re the only options she’s ever given when you think about it. I don’t know, maybe if she liked girls she could have Impa?
Ganon: Back up just a second, damn it! There are comics out there about Whom having sex with WHOM?
Link: It’s really not fair at all. That’s why I just wanted you to know that if Zelda ever wants to bang you, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m completely okay with the Zelgan now.
Ganon: I WANT TO KILL ZELDA, NOT BED HER YOU SICK MINDED WHELP!











